Joe Mixon (RB Oklahoma Sooners)

[LostLassie]

Well, of course he's suspended. He's on my fantasy team.

If I can't shatter their bones or shred their ligaments, by God, I'll find another way. Kiss of freaking Death.

 

[Woody1968]

A parking citation - is that not a violation of the ordinance in most cities?

Parking violations are usually civil offenses.

 

[MaxBuck]

Whutever.

I want him on the Browns. Fuck parking tickets.

 

[NJ-Buckeye]

Is going to create immense angst this draft

The assault vs the ability

Which team is willing to absorb the heat

 

[Buckeyebred97]

Is going to create immense angst this draft

The assault vs the ability

Which team is willing to absorb the heat

The Browns would likely not take any heat for how bad the world feels for them.

 

[cincibuck]

The Browns would likely not take any heat for how bad the world feels for them.

As a Browns fan mired in Bengals' territory, I can assure you that "the world" does not feel bad for the Browns. Parts of the world? Maybe. But not "The World."

 

[LostLassie]

Maybe he meant "the Browns make the world feel bad." I know that's the effect they've had on me for years now.

 

[LovelandBuckeye]

Is going to create immense angst this draft

Which team is willing to absorb the heat

 

[cincibuck]

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Right you are. Marvin Lewis double dips, paid to be the head coach and paid the Hamilton County Sheriff to be a parole officer. He's not particularly good at either.