Jim'll Paint It!

[Muck]

You name it, I'll paint it. On Paint.

I am here to make your wildest dreams a reality using nothing but Microsoft Paint (no tablets, no touch ups). Ask me to paint anything you wish and I will try no matter how specific or surreal your demands. While there aren't enough hours in the day to physically paint every suggestion I will consider them all. Bonus points for originality and humour. Use your imagination!

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Ask me anything

Dear Jim
Please paint me Predator eating udon with retractable wrist chopsticks.

Sincerely,
Definite Lee

Dear Jim,
Please paint me a guinea pig version of Burt Reynolds on a sun lounger being served drinks by Hulk Hogan wearing only the top half of a tuxedo.
Thanks,
littlecthulhu

Dear Jim,
Please paint me Moby throwing ninja stars at a melancholic badger whilst eating a Papa John?s Pizza in Lidl in Shrewsbury. Moby is wearing an Admiral England shirt, Bermuda shorts and 18-hole DMs. The badger is sat in Spielberg?s directors chair and smoking a pipe.
Thanks,
postrockowl

Dear Jim,

Please paint me the brave little toaster (from the children?s animation film) in bed with two slim sexy soldiers (the bread type), smoking a cigar with used pop tart wrappers strewn across the floor and an empty tub of ?I cant believe its not butter? on the side. To the side of the room, an egg has walked in to find the scene and has spurted his yolk everywhere in anger, as the soldiers are HIS bitches. Also note he has matching Marmite curtains and bedsheets with slogan, keeping toast filthy since 1914!

Thanks,

lgh87

Dear Jim,

Please paint me a picture of Brian Blessed riding a Henry hoover alongside D?n?B DJ Goldie on a Dyson. They are racing on the Mario kart level rainbow road and are both drunk on white ace cider.
Thanks,
Tommy

Dear Jim,

Please paint me a scene where Jesus bursts into Hitler?s bunker smoking a cigar and riding a T-Rex, while firing a Thompson machine gun with one hand and holding sticks of dynamite with the other, robes flowing, winking and smiling. And at the same time the BTTF2 DeLorean has crashed into the bunker wall with Ash from Evil Dead II out the car shotgunning and chainsawing Nazis who speak in Commando comic German (Gott in himmel etc) and chopping through Nazi Xenomorphs from the Alien movie franchise.

Cheers,

The Dirty Tackle

Dear Jim,

Please paint me Robocop at the checkout in Tesco, trying to decide if its worth 10p for a bag for life. He has bought a shitload of Soreen so he?s going to need something sturdy.

That would be magic.

Nick Connors (age 36)

Dear Jim,


Please paint me a long queue of Leonard Nimoys standing in line to inflate Russell Brand?s head. There is a foot-pump in front of Brand, and the nozzle is in his mouth; he looks frightened but determined. The Nimoys are paying 50p a pump, and judging by the size of Brand?s distended and perilously-stretched head, and the pile of coins in the bathtub next to him (in which Anne Widdecombe is reclining wearing Michael Jackson?s ?Thriller? suit) they?ve been at it quite a while. This is all happening in the foyer of the Westfield shopping centre; a protective tarpaulin has been laid on the ground, and painted on the bathtub are the words ?For Comic Relief?.
Thanks,
Colin Bennun

 

[brodybuck21]

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[Poe McKnoe]

Holy shit Internet, you have outdone yourself.