Jeffrey Ross

[sears3820]

Hilarious clips of Jeffrey Ross roasting Pamela Anderson and Emmitt Smith.

He's vicious!!!!!


Pamela Anderson

Emmitt Smith

http://www.buckeyeplanet.com/forum/www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPG6zftm3bY&search=emmitt smith roast

edit: fixed 2nd link

 

[osugrad21]

The Pam Anderson roast was brutal...damn.

 

[OregonBuckeye]

"No, it's not real, it's not real. We shaved Bee Arthur's back".

 

[sears3820]

"I wouldn't fuck Bea Arthur's dick with Andy Dick's pussy!"

"Courtney Love, you're like the girl next door.....if you happen to live next to a methadone clinic!"

About Pamela Anderson-

"You gotta go to MapQuest to find her G-Spot."

About Anna Nicole Smith-

"Someone find her a 90-year old cock to suck on."

 

[jwinslow]

weak, imo. Pretty sure a junior high locker room could come up with all of those.

 

[sears3820]

Must be a pretty fucking funny junior high.

Just reading the quotes doesn't do it any justice. You actually have to watch the tape to have an appreciation for the humor.

 

[jwinslow]

I did. Turned it off at the 2 min mark.

 

[sears3820]

"Tommy Lee, Kid Rock, Brett Michaels....don't you ever fuck anyone with talent? You're fucking your way to the middle!!!"

"I was so excited to be here to see Shaq and Emmitt and hang out with all these comedians, I though I died and went to Harlem. This ain't a roast, it's a BBQ!"

"Hey Shaq, your knuckles look scraped. Did you walk here?"

 

[tedginn05]

I'm surprised he made it out alive. With all the black jokes

 

[osugrad21]

I did. Turned it off at the 2 min mark.

Well it is certainly not "Smallville" but I was laughing like hell...

 

[craigblitz]

I thought it was pretty funny.... I loved the slam that Kurt Cobain looked better then Courtney Love....classic!

 

[BuckNutty]

"Courtney Love looks like the girl next door...if you grew up next to a Methodone clinic"

 

[sears3820]

Another comic from Shaq's roast, Guy Torry.

This guy is going to hell!!!!

Guy Torry