Jeffcat's blaze of glory

[buckeyemania11]

It was actually just a benign cyst............from banging your woman too hard so don't blame me for that.

the 7th grade caliber insults wont really get you far here

go back to playing with yourself

 

[NFBuck]

So I have my dick appointment on Tuesday
by Jeffcat ? Sat Jul 03, 2010 5:39 am

I wish I knew what this shit was on my dick.

I somewhat get the feeling I have herpes...although the times don't exactly add up, although people are asymptomatic a lot of times as well. Whatever is on my dick is NOT herpes though. Kind of ruled out it being cancerous as it seems to have receded after 6 months of increasing in size. The herpes thought stemmed from the fever blisters I get on my hands that appear to be viral, but also don't by any definition line up with being herpes either. Shit is extremely and I can't figure it out. I really doubt the doc will know either until he takes blood samples and biopsies.

On a side note, I knew herpes was pretty widespread, but god damn, it's REALLY widespread. According to the latest data they published, 27% of women have it, and 22% of males have it. 48% of black females have herpes. .........and that's just the people that HAVE been diagnosed. I've seen a lot of research where they brought in random females in and in most all the studies 1/2 the females ended up being newly diagnosed with it. Even if I don't have herpes, I'd say we are all pretty much fucked with the herpes long term unless we all plan on never having sex again.

 

[cincibuck]

It was actually just a benign cyst............from banging your woman too hard so don't blame me for that.

Wow! and callouses on your palms too.

 

[OSU_Buckguy]

can nfbuck get a gpa, please?

 

[OSU_Buckguy]

so... geoff86 is jeffcat? and may have the herp? heavens to all that is good and holy, this is great!!!

 

[muffler dragon]

can nfbuck get a gpa, please?

Done. That is truly a great post!

 

[Gatorubet]

Jeffcat: "What is the meaning of sores on my hamster size penis?"

Master Po: " Dung Beetle - drunken pirates do not care about festoring lesions on their dicks..."

I feel honored - Jeffy left me a P.M.

 

[OSU_Buckguy]

I feel honored - Jeffy left me a P.M.

a penile maculation?

 

[Mike80]

I got a PM too.

Made me laugh. What a pathetic little character.

 

[NFBuck]

I no longer have electric or gas
by Jeffcat ? Thu Jun 03, 2010 12:59 am

.........living pretty much off the grid with the exception of water.

So far here is where I'm at:
Exit Loan counseling: must repay $62,000+
Gas Bills due: $750
Electric Bills due: $320
Water Bills due: $210
Rent due: $1000 after late fees
Credit Card total due: $7100

How did I miss this?

 

[JCOSU86]

I feel honored - Jeffy left me a P.M.

Not me

 

[Mike80]

How did I miss this?

Holy shit - keep him away from Bernanke or he'll be in the Treasury Department!!

 

[WolverineMike]

when did that happen? what's it from?

 

[NFBuck]

when did that happen? what's it from?

I'm not positive, but I seem to recall it being from a ridiculous Shannon Brown dunk earlier this year.

 

[sepia5]

I'm not positive, but I seem to recall it being from a ridiculous Shannon Brown dunk earlier this year.

No, I'm pretty sure that's from when they heard about Lebron's mom and Delonte West.