Jaw arthritis for hot-dog champ

[Brutus1]

Not true! The dread Linda Lovelace Disease can force eventual closure of the mouth due to repeated over opening of the oriface.

He did hot dogs for the sport of it. At least she had a good reason, her clitoris was located there.

 

[BB73]

They tried to stop this news with a gag order - I'm trying to sink my teeth into this story, but I'm finding it tough to swallow.

 

[Gatorubet]

They tried to stop this news with a gag order - I'm trying to sink my teeth into this story, but I'm finding it tough to swallow.

It might make you become unhinged....your jaw I mean.

YouTube - Mulatto's feeding time

 

[Jagdaddy]

It might make you become unhinged....your jaw I mean.

YouTube - Mulatto's feeding time

When I was in high school speech class, the teacher made the mistake of telling us she was afraid of snakes: Naturally, one kid did his "demonstration" speech, for which props were required, on how to feed a pet snake a live mouse.

I did mine on how to do something I couldn't actually do myself . . . clearly foreshadowing a bright future in law school . . .

 

[Gatorubet]

When I was in high school speech class, the teacher made the mistake of telling us she was afraid of snakes: Naturally, one kid did his "demonstration" speech, for which props were required, on how to feed a pet snake a live mouse.

I did mine on how to do something I couldn't actually do myself . . . clearly foreshadowing a bright future in law school . . .

Jag, when I was about to graduate law school I called up the Army and Navy Jag recruiters, who told me that I was too old (mid thirties) to sign up. So you could've had me as your supervisor to screw up your cases had fate been different.

 

[bearonu]

Kobayashi is going to defend his title after all.

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Kobayashi to defend hot dog crown vs. Chestnut


NEW YORK -- They stood toe to toe, eye to eye, and -- most importantly -- jaw to injured jaw.

Six-time defending champion Takeru Kobayashi, still unable to open his mouth wide enough for a typical teeth cleaning, joined favorite Joey Chestnut at a Tuesday weigh-in before their Fourth of July hot dog eating showdown in Coney Island.

The Japanese title holder declared himself ready to gorge, dismissing suggestions by skeptics that his stiff jaw was nothing more than hot dog head games aimed at rattling world record holder Chestnut.

"I don't care what they think," the 29-year-old said through an interpreter. "I just want to battle tomorrow."

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[ScriptOhio]

Kobayashi is going to defend his title after all.

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U-S-A ... U-S-A ... U-S-A ... U-S-A ... U-S-A

Go Chestnut!!!

 

[Zurp]

Can we have a vbet on this one?

 

[sandgk]

Can we have a vbet on this one?

Number of dogs, Kobayashi chokes or straight up head-to-head?

BTW, doesn't look entirely hindered here in the warm-ups and weigh-in presser.

Someone has to ask, is "K" just dogging it?

Kobayashi is going to defend his title after all.

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Linky no worky - here is another article, picture came from the same.