Jacksonville RB planted pot in starter's room

[HilmerJ]

they need both these guys for their speed on the outside...they are burners

 

[Steve19]

I'm not going to put on the hemp shirt and make any judgements. Any dope that does that deserves what he gets.

 

[Dryden]

I hear that people in Fla are so far behind that all the clocks run two minutes slower than the rest of the country.

Clocks in Florida don't run slow, they only seem to because everybody is so damn fast. Duh.

 

[utgrad73]

Integrity has gone to pot...

His season is up in smoke.

Dave

(Knocking)
Chong-Who is it?
Cheech-It's me Dave, open up, I got the stuff.
(Long Pause.Knocking.)
Chong-Who is it.
Cheech-It's me Dave, man, open up I got the stuff.
Chong-Who??
Cheech-It's Dave, man, open up, I think the cops saw me come in here.
(Pause.Knocking.)
Chong-Who is it?
Cheech-(Getting A Little Mad)It's, it's Dave, man, will you open up I got the stuff with me.
Chong-Who?!
Cheech-DAVE!!Man, open up!
Chong-Dave??
Cheech-Yeah, Dave!Come on man open up!I think the cops saw me-
Chong-Dave's Not Here!!
Cheech-(Frantically Knocking.)Open Up The Door It's Dave!!!
Chong-WHO?!
Cheech-DAVE!!D-A-V-E!!!!!WILL YOU OPEN UP THE GODDAMNED DOOR!!!
Chong-DAVE??
Cheech-YEAH DAVE!!
Chong-DAVE??!!
Cheech-Right man, Dave.Now will you open up the door??
(Pause)
Chong-DAVE'S NOT HERE!!

 

[Best Buckeye]

Their new fight song goes , Doobie doobie , dooo

 

[utgrad73]

http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Theater/4682/lyrics/framed.html

Framed

I was sitting in the coffee shop just minding my own affairs
When all of a sudden this policeman caught me unaware
He said is your name Pedro, I said yeah i guess so
He said then come with me cause your the guy we been looking for
I sai hey man i been framed!
Hey, no, really man i been framed
Awwwwww, I never do nothin' wrong, but every time i get the blame
I been framed!
Now i deny the charges of having any weed
I also deny the charges of taking any speed
I deny the charges of selling any grass
But when the judge looked down and said guilty
I said judge you can kiss my-- FRAAAMMMMEDDD!!
Judge, Im telling you the truth, I was framed man!
I never do nothing wrong, but every time i get the blame
Hey I was framed!