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It's Going to be One of Those Days.

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I went to bed late last night as I could not put down this book. Before I knew it the alarm was going off way too early. I managed to get ready without problem, but then things started falling to hell.

First, I grabbed something out of the fridge and managed to knock a plastic bowl off a shelf. It was one of the boys' bowls and even though it only fell a foot and is plastic is still broke. Of course, a big chunk of it is still missing.

Next, I'm heading out the door and ask my wife who called so early. It was Lowe's scheduling the delivery of a new stove. They told me when I bought it, yesterday, that it would be delivered in the afternoon. She said they are delivering it now this morning. I had been planning on un-hooking the old stove at lunch. I had to quickly get the old one un-hooked. Lots of fun in dress clothes.

Then, I open the garage door and we had another 2-3 inches of snow last night. I snow-blowed the drive last night and it just keeps coming. We are past the half-way mark of our annual average and it is not even winter yet.

Finally, I make it to my office and my coat falls off the coat hangar on the back of my office door. It would not have been bad except they fell right on to my snow covered shoes. Because I am no where close to being awake I was not quick enough to move my feet out of the way.

It is going to be a long day. I can just feel it.
 
Tell me about it..... mine started last night.

AudioSlave will love this.... first the kids are all wound up so I decide to wrestle with them and hopefully get rid of some their energy... everything was fine until I had one kid on my back and then the other one ran full speed and jumped on me... as he jumped his knee hit my nose and blood just starts pouring out. My wife was at work so it's just me.... I run to the kitchen sink (blood all over my shirt) and reach for a paper towel... NONE! So I run to the bathroom and grab some Kleenex. The whole time I am catching the blood in my hand and the kids think I'm running around and playing so they're screaming and laughing... my one year old daughter joins in the fun by running with a a plastic cup.. she falls and it breaks on the bathroom floor. I send everyone to their room so I can get get myself... the floor, the sinks, my shirt cleaned up :lol:

I get up this morning, get dressed and realized my shirt is ripped. change shirts go to the kitchen. Get my coffee and go out to my car.... spill my coffee on the seat in my truck.

I get to the radio station late... which is fine because my show thats 8-10 is recorded because the host is out of town. Well... there's two people waiting for me... she never cancelled or rescheduled her guests for today so I have to deal with them being all pissed off. I take care of them.. come into the studio and cut my hand open on part of the broken desk.

As soon as I'm done here at 3:00 I go over to my other job at ABC and work until midnight... I hope things pick up.

I feel your pain BIM.
 
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I know exactly what you guys are suffering through, as I've had a similar time of it.

First, yesterday, I'm out shopping for xmas, which I hate. Of course, I can't think of anything to buy for my wife, so I use the same old fall back, and get some nice stuff from Victoria Secret. So then I come home, and realize my wife's best friend is there....and I don't like it when she's there, because she's so hot, and always wears revealing clothes.

Well, I go inside, and my wife's friend (we'll call her Kelli) is standing there in the kitchen wearing some obscenely short skirt and a shirt that basically leaves nothing to the imagination. She see's my bag, and says, "oh, something for me?" with this wicked looking grin. I ask her to keep my wife distracted while I hide the bag, and she agrees. So, I hide the bag in the basement, come back upstairs, and I don't see either one of them. No biggie, as I simply turn on the TV to catch the rest of the football game. Except....no cable. Of course. So I yell upstairs to my wife and ask her how long the cable has been out. She tells me to come up there, so I get even more pissed, as all I want to do at this point is lay on the couch and watch football. But, being the dutiful husband that I am, I go upstairs....to find her and her friend laying in bed, completely naked. My wife says she noticed me always staring at Kelli, and she thought that she would arrange a little three-way action for me for xmas. Of course, Kelli wanted me to wear a condom, and we don't have any, so I had to go to the damn gas station and buy some. While I was there, I picked up an instant lottery ticket for shits and giggles (since I'm still not laying on my couch watching football, which is all I wanted). I scratched it off, and apparently won a million dollars. Of course, the stupid gas station had condoms, so I go back to my house, only to find my wife and Kelli all over each other, and wearing the Victoria's Secret I had purchased earlier. My wife screams at me to get naked and join them, and Kelli just started ripping my clothes off.

Finally, about three hours later, I finally get a chance to watch some football...except now all the games are over. Man was I pissed. Then, to top it all off, I get a call from my dad saying that some uncle I've never even met had died, and left his car dealership behind. Apparently, every relative this guy had gets a brand new car. But, my luck being what it is, I won't even see my new Yukon Denali until next week.
 
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FKAGobucks877 said:
I know exactly what you guys are suffering through, as I've had a similar time of it.

First, yesterday, I'm out shopping for xmas, which I hate. Of course, I can't think of anything to buy for my wife, so I use the same old fall back, and get some nice stuff from Victoria Secret. So then I come home, and realize my wife's best friend is there....and I don't like it when she's there, because she's so hot, and always wears revealing clothes.

Well, I go inside, and my wife's friend (we'll call her Kelli) is standing there in the kitchen wearing some obscenely short skirt and a shirt that basically leaves nothing to the imagination. She see's my bag, and says, "oh, something for me?" with this wicked looking grin. I ask her to keep my wife distracted while I hide the bag, and she agrees. So, I hide the bag in the basement, come back upstairs, and I don't see either one of them. No biggie, as I simply turn on the TV to catch the rest of the football game. Except....no cable. Of course. So I yell upstairs to my wife and ask her how long the cable has been out. She tells me to come up there, so I get even more pissed, as all I want to do at this point is lay on the couch and watch football. But, being the dutiful husband that I am, I go upstairs....to find her and her friend laying in bed, completely naked. My wife says she noticed me always staring at Kelli, and she thought that she would arrange a little three-way action for me for xmas. Of course, Kelli wanted me to wear a condom, and we don't have any, so I had to go to the damn gas station and buy some. While I was there, I picked up an instant lottery ticket for shits and giggles (since I'm still not laying on my couch watching football, which is all I wanted). I scratched it off, and apparently won a million dollars. Of course, the stupid gas station had condoms, so I go back to my house, only to find my wife and Kelli all over each other, and wearing the Victoria's Secret I had purchased earlier. My wife screams at me to get naked and join them, and Kelli just started ripping my clothes off.

Finally, about three hours later, I finally get a chance to watch some football...except now all the games are over. Man was I pissed. Then, to top it all off, I get a call from my dad saying that some uncle I've never even met had died, and left his car dealership behind. Apparently, every relative this guy had gets a brand new car. But, my luck being what it is, I won't even see my new Yukon Denali until next week.
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man... that blows.
 
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LoKyBuckeye said:
AudioSlave will love this.... first the kids are all wound up so I decide to wrestle with them and hopefully get rid of some their energy... everything was fine until I had one kid on my back and then the other one ran full speed and jumped on me... as he jumped his knee hit my nose and blood just starts pouring out. My wife was at work so it's just me.... I run to the kitchen sink (blood all over my shirt) and reach for a paper towel... NONE! So I run to the bathroom and grab some Kleenex. The whole time I am catching the blood in my hand and the kids think I'm running around and playing so they're screaming and laughing... my one year old daughter joins in the fun by running with a a plastic cup.. she falls and it breaks on the bathroom floor. I send everyone to their room so I can get get myself... the floor, the sinks, my shirt cleaned up :lol:
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:slappy:

I gotta get them a couple of these...

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