Guido Sarducci Speaks on (name redacted -- feel free to Google)'s Sentence
I'm-a most-a-sad to see Fr.
(name redacted -- feel free to Google) sentence for this-a offense. Eet is longer than we all hoped. This is Fr.
(name redacted -- feel free to Google)'s fault but, we must be a-forgiving of
(name redacted -- feel free to Google)'s errors. I know that I and many-a-others depended on poor
(name redacted -- feel free to Google) as our main coke-a supplier. Losing a pound of coke-a would be grounds to make the trip to those-a-pearly gates in some circles. Not-a-here though!
I have taken a personal interest to make-a-sure
(name redacted -- feel free to Google)'s replacement is much more-a-careful. Our new pusher (un-a-named for security reasons) is doing great-a business. We don't want to put a crimp in our post-Mass revels for sure! This is now truly a Sarducci authorized and um, approved coke-a line. You too can use it and help oor Fr.
(name redacted -- feel free to Google). Just page to the number at the bottom of your-a computer screen and use Promo Code "
(name redacted -- feel free to Google)".
Every-a-buy you make through the pager with the code
(name redacted -- feel free to Google) donates 10% of an amount I decide on to a little nest egg for when
(name redacted -- feel free to Google) gets out of da pokey.
Thank-a-you, Thank-a-you very much.