Clearly Herbie would either administer this sort of thing or would enlist a "hitman" to do the dirty work. Regardless of what all of you think of Kirk, it's gotta be killing him to be part of the ESPiN team that tears apart his school. We have threads about that topic, so don't hijack it to discuss that subject matter.
Can you imagine how much worse it must be to work with morons like Alberts and May?