I just want to point out that we should step away from the table for a second here, and really, really appreciate what is happening to That School Up North.
We fucking suffered for well over a decade during the Cooper era, while these asspricks continued to beat us again and again, spoiling a couple seasons in which I firmly believe we would have otherwise been national champions.
I will never forget my grandfather calling me after the Biakabazooka debacle, and hearing the disappointment in his voice. "Well, maybe we'll get 'em next year," I can still hear him saying. Before we got that chance, my grandfather would lose his battle with cancer.
Fuck Michigan, now and forever. Fuck them. They deserve this.