Intimissimi. 10x hotter than Victoria's Secrets.

[Fungo Squiggly]

I would sell my soul and my penis to the devil before I put one picture of my girlfriend on here.

Hey, I was trying to help you guys! Get your own!!! :)

Oh, come on! That's a cop-out. She would never, ever find out! Swear to god!

If you still refuse to give us pictures, I doubt she even exists.

 

[JoJaBuckeye]

"Here, honey. Put this on so I can rip it off!"

I think we need tear-away lingerie.

 

[Thump]

"Here, honey. Put this on so I can rip it off!"

I think we need tear-away lingerie.

You mean like NBA warm-up pants?

 

[JoJaBuckeye]

You mean like NBA warm-up pants?

Yep...with the wardrobe malfunction engineered in.