Buckin' A
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you must not be doing it right then. Spanking the monkey is a very precise action. There are a million other ways to perform the same act that are not spanking the monkey, but produce the same result. You have probably been Punching the Munchkin, or beating the Bishop, or some other variation. If you practice enough you should be able to get the proper spanking technique down.
See the mind numbing thread, there are obviously some guys over there who know how to do it.
Good Luck
God, I'm such an idiot! I can't even choke the purple headed yogart slinger correctly.....
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