Indian Men Lack Lingam

[sandgk]

Or - Yes, mayor, this man has no dick.

Yahoo

Oversized condoms a headache for many Indian men
Fri Dec 8, 3:26 AM ET


Condoms designed to meet international size specifications are too big for many Indian men as their penises fall short of what manufacturers had anticipated, an Indian study has found.
The Indian Council of Medical Research, a leading state-run centre, said its initial findings from a two-year study showed 60 percent of men in the financial capital Mumbai had penises about 2.4 cm (one inch) shorter than those condoms catered for.
For a further 30 percent, the difference was at least 5 cm (two inches). A poor fit meant the prophylactics often didn't do the job they were bought for, and led to some tearing or slipping off during use.
"One of the reasons for a failure of up to 20 percent (of condoms) is the association of the size of the condom to the erect penis," the council's Dr. Chander Puri told Reuters, adding another reason was couples often put them on in a hurry.
Puri said many men in India, which has the world's highest HIV positive caseload, were too shy to ask for condoms.
"We need more vending machines for condoms of different sizes so people can pick a condom with confidence that is suited to their needs," he said.
The Times of India reported the ICMR survey had studied 1,400 men between 18-50 years of age in cities like Mumbai and New Delhi as well as in rural areas in a report. It entitled its story "Indian men don't measure up".

Ironic that the continent that gave us the Kama Sutra is found lacking in the wedding tackle department. Like they say, size isn't everything, but it usually helps.

 

[Thump]

 

[Saw31]

 

[SparkyOSU]

:tic:

 

[tyrus]

Tibor's Indian name is:

Hung Like Mouse......


Yeah, I know...different Indians, but that wouldnt make sense for my joke.

 

[Taosman]

What a lingham is, really.
Shiva Linghams

Shiva Linghams are found only in one place.. In India. They are believed to be representations of the Hindu God Shiva. They are used in worship and in balancing the aspects of the male/female within ones self.
From "Love is in the Earth" by Melody
This formation is a "Stone of the Kundalini".. it serves to activate the movement of the sacred energy which is slumbering within the self. so that one may comprehend the profound mysteries of enlightenment which lead one to spiritual consciousness and to the actualization of perfection.....​

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[NightmaresDad]

You know, sometimes the opening to rip on somebody is so easy that it's not even fun............
BUT THIS ISN'T ONE OF THEM!!

Aw, heck, yes it is.
Good luck on this one, Tibor.

 

[BB73]

Too bad this guy couldn't share:

man-with-double-penis-wants-one-removed

Wanting to lead a normal sex life, an Indian business man who was born with two penises has asked New Delhi Hospital doctors to remove one.

The 24-year-old has a rare medical condition called diphallus. There are only 100 other cases of diphallus in the world, which boils down to about one in every 5.5 million males.

Doctors say the surgery will be difficult as both organs are fully developed and blood flow to one penis must be preserved in order to save it.
One surgeon told the Times of India, "Two fully functional penises is unheard of even in medical literature. In the more common form of diphallus, one organ is rudimentary."

 

[Taosman]

The Indian perspective on sex is completely different than the west.

Sex is an extension of the act of creation and therefore Godly.

No shame. No hang ups.

An act of worship.