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India Official Dies After Monkey Attack

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Keep your paws off me you damn dirty apes.
 
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Hell yeah , I'd do that. It would be like a shooting gallery. Nothing better than a case of icy colds, a gun hot from shooting and about 50 or so dead monkeys all bloody and shit.
 
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When I was visiting India (I was 9) the hotel we stayed at for a week had huge tamarisk trees around it with branches that grew right up and over the roofs and balconies. Living in the trees were hordes of monkeys. They would come up on the balconies and steal food and shiny items. Or come right into the room sometimes which was scary for me, at nine they were as big or bigger than me!

Sacred animals get away with murder in India.
 
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OCBuckWife;969271; said:
Monkey Wars!!
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The High Court ordered the city to find an answer to the problem last year.
Solution elusive
One approach has been to train bands of larger, more ferocious langur monkeys to go after the smaller groups of Rhesus macaques.
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I see Blackwater USA -Chimpanzee Services stock going through the roof!!

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