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Inagural BP golf outing, vbet (merged)

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gbear - to be honest, I'm never sure how I'm going to golf, because I don't play often enough to be consistent. The one thing I do consistently BAD, however, is get off the tee. I can't drive for shit. Out of 18, I'm lucky to hit 2 further than 200 yards....I usually hit them straight....straight into the ground. I wormburn my drives for 75-150 yards, usually....but at least they're straight. From there, I usually hit a decent second shot, and my "strength" (if you can call it that) is my short game. I usually do pretty well pitching from 120 yards on in, and I've been told many times that I am an excellent putter. Every time I've played in a scramble, after a couple of holes I end up putting last so I can get a look at the line, and I do pretty well.

But again, I'm inconsistent as hell. I went out a week or so ago, and did horrible...kept duffing shots, taking three hits to move the damn ball 50 yards, and then I'd hit one beauty to save bogey or double-bogey. It was sloppy as shit, though, when I played, so that had something to do with it. If anyone can drive, I think we'll contend for first.
 
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Oh, man, I just farked my shoulder up. Oh, the pain. Don't worry, fellas, I'll play through it.



*note* this post is a pre-emptive attack, so to speak, in case the poster sucks ass at golf tomorrow, he can then blame it on the "injury".
 
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Ok Here's ther new problem I had another person in my foursomw drop-out due to a severe case of vaginitis. So I'm currently hunting down a fourth, Does anybody have Michelle Wie's #. I know at least one of you perv's do.
 
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Nope, you're screwed.

I have another idea. Aside from the vbet, we should have vprizes. For instance, The Beers (since we're going to win) could be awarded v1000 each, and the second place team could be awarded v500 each, and so on. Is this even possible? And do we care enough to actually implement this?
 
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scarletandgrey said:
Ok Here's ther new problem I had another person in my foursomw drop-out due to a severe case of vaginitis. So I'm currently hunting down a fourth, Does anybody have Michelle Wie's #. I know at least one of you perv's do.
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She's free tomorrow. I would say you could ask DA, but he has been MIA for a long time.
 
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FKAGobucks877 said:
Oh, man, I just farked my shoulder up. Oh, the pain. Don't worry, fellas, I'll play through it.



*note* this post is a pre-emptive attack, so to speak, in case the poster sucks ass at golf tomorrow, he can then blame it on the "injury".
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Come on you pussy just slap some duct tape on it and pop a couple advil before the round. The beer should take care of everything else. :p
 
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