One thing that I've never understood about Heaven are the day-to-day realties of it. Since only my soul goes to Heaven (as my body will be cremated), what the hell am I going to do all day? Everything I enjoy now; sex, drinking, looking at porn, playing sports, watching TV/movies, playing video games, reading, surfing the net, eating, jacking off, etc., I won't be able to do without a body. I'll be bored to death (no pun intended) after the first week and will need to stir shit up with everyone else in an attempt to amuse myself and everyone will be sick of me in no time. And eternity is a hell of a long time. I'd imagine after a few thousand years you would probably have met everyone from history that that you had always wanted to talk to and discussed everything you could possibly think of. Then what do you talk about over the next quadtrillion years? I truly hope there's no Heaven as it sounds more like Hell to me.
