I'm Your Fetus, I'm Your Fire

[scooter1369]

This is the greatest thing about BuckeyePlanet. No matter how twisted I think I am in "real" life, I can be comforted by the fact that, here, I am just another normal citizen.

An illustration:

Real Life scale:

(more normal)|------------|------[me]----|(more twisted)

BP scale:

(more normal)|-----[me]-------|----------|(more twisted)

That's really not fair when you have someone like Jeffcat blowing the curve all to hell and back...

 

[AKAK]

That's really not fair when you have someone like Jeffcat blowing the curve all to hell and back...

Hmm... I wonder if Jeffcat ever thought people would look at him the way I did the Asian kids in my math classes.

(Please merge with the digging the hole all the way to China thread, please... thanks.)

 

[MililaniBuckeye]

For whatever reason, I was only able to hear these lyrics as, "I'm your fetus, I'm your fire-- your desire." This was troubling at the outset and, with time, has grown terrifying.

I remember my brother one time incorrectly singing "Beat It" by Michael Jackson with the words:

"Beat it. Beat it. No one wants to beat a fetus."

You are two demented fucks...

Well, you know the old saying, "If you can't beat us, fetus"...

 

[CCI]

This is the greatest thing about BuckeyePlanet. No matter how twisted I think I am in "real" life, I can be comforted by the fact that, here, I am just another normal citizen.

An illustration:

Real Life scale:

(more normal)|------------|------[me]----|(more twisted)

BP scale:

(more normal)|-----[me]-------|----------|(more twisted)

iMHO maybe you should of went to UDF (un developed Fetus) instead