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I'm Out of Pizza and I Can't Get Up - Call 911

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Watson, Crick & A Twist
From the museum of the hard to believe -- this old dear had a serious pizza emergency.
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So bad was her craving that she called 911, 20 times to complain...

Woman jailed after calling 911 about pizza man

CHARLOTTE, North Carolina (AP) -- An 86-year-old woman was jailed after police said she called emergency dispatchers 20 times in a little more than a half-hour -- all to complain that a pizza parlor wouldn't deliver

Dorothy Densmore was charged with misusing the emergency telephone hotline, jail spokeswoman Mandy Giannini said.
She told dispatchers Sunday that a local pizza shop refused to deliver to her south Charlotte apartment, said Giannini. She also complained that someone at the shop called her a "crazy old coot," Giannini said.

Densmore wanted them arrested. Instead, police came to arrest her, and she resisted, Giannini said.

It's unusual for someone to face charges for nonemergency calls, Giannini said. But on Sunday, Densmore kept calling 911, even after she was told to stop, Giannini said.

When an officer arrived at her apartment, the 5-foot (1.5-meter) -tall, 98-pound (44.5-kilo) woman attacked him, Giannini said. Densmore scratched him, kicked and bit his hand, she said.

Densmore also is charged with resisting a public officer and two counts of misusing the emergency telephone system, jail records show.
Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

-- Dylan Thomas
 
I think she was overdoing her glaucoma treatments, and got a serious case of the munchies.

Is it me or is that chick really hot?
Thump, you can go to North Carolina, slug a cop, and ask to be put in the same jail cell as her. There I'm sure you'll find true happiness.
 
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