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kinch said:
I'm not sure I agree with that. Daughters are more expensive-- you have to buy a shotgun.
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I find that the 3:1 Shotgun to daughter ratio gives you the minimum peace of mind. More is better obviously.

CFPBuckeye said:
Meh. I was gonna get one either way.
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Did you not know it was a girl until it was born? I don't understand why this isn't done already.

AuTX Buckeye said:
or a very large knife with a cross bow or bow an arrow.... shotguns are scary but a dad sharpening a machete with a cross bow at his side looks down right [Mark May] the pants scary :)
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Who's trying to scare them?
 
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AKAK said:
I find that the 3:1 Shotgun to daughter ratio gives you the minimum peace of mind. More is better obviously.



Did you not know it was a girl until it was born? I don't understand why this isn't done already.



Who's trying to scare them?
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that's for the first date... if he makes to a 2nd.. you break out the war paint go all Apocalypse Now on them. I'll at least give the guy a fair shot but I want him knowing if he does something wrong .... it wont be good for him.
 
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AuTX Buckeye said:
that's for the first date... if he makes to a 2nd.. you break out the war paint go all Apocalypse Now on them. I'll at least give the guy a fair shot but I want him knowing if he does something wrong .... it wont be good for him.
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I find if you shoot the first one walking up the sidewalk word gets around. You give these kids an inch...
 
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True story: my old friend, five years a roommate, friend in high school, is this hulked out looking jock. He has four daughters now.

He has the neighborhood boys convinced that he has trip wires crossing his lawn, and other daughter defense mechanisms. It is hilarious. He is actually a nice guy. . . kinda.

Edit: this is irrelevant but I have to share: he has a heavy bag and a speed bag in his basement. His speed bag has a bit more line to it than normal. After drinking, he implored that I use it. Yup, I hit it right back into my face. He set it up that way. Ah, good friends.
 
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AuTX Buckeye said:
That's too easy, I like psychological warfare first then get into the physical, but my daughter is only 5 so i haven't had much practice
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Dude, face it, you're just locking him in a room with dolphins with lasers on their heads...


This is psychological warfare... the one on the left tried to sell me direct TV.

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AKAK said:
Did you not know it was a girl until it was born? I don't understand why this isn't done already.
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I knew. We used our wedding cake to do the reveal. That was back on June 1st. To keep on the shotgun topic, that was NOT a shotgun wedding. I proposed on New Years and we found out she was pregnant in February.

I just figured a shotgun is good to have.
 
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