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ScriptOhio

ScriptOhio

Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
After a 3 week hiatus, I'm back posting. Probably nobody even missed me; however, would anyone like to guess where I went on "vacation" during that time?

The "Bentall Procedure" Resort and Spa.....:ohno:
 
Zippercat said:
And they always said you had no heart? Welcome back! (Of course, you do realize your failure to make appropriate pregame posts makes you responsible for the loss to scUM!)
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Congratulations, you were he first to get the (hidden) message. No, but did think that it was my fault the Bucks lost. At the skilled nursing facility they gave me yellow booties. Then when my wife took them home to wash, they gave me an alternate (blue) pair, something like the pictures below:

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So there I am watching the scUM game with either yellow or blue socks on. I didn't complain about the socks as at the time they were the least of my problems, i.e. in total pain, can't get out of bed on my own, haven't shaved or showered in over a week, and pissing all night in a bottle, etc. You may not be ware of it, but you take on water during the procedure. I came out kind of bloated (especially in the legs and abdomen) and put on 10 - 15 pounds of water. They put me on a "water pill" which has an effect of having to piss about every 2 hours throughout the night. You get to spend more time pissing in a bottle and calling the attendant to empty it than you do sleeping.

Thump said:
Get a pig valve?
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No, it was a cow valve. Supposedly they last 5 -10 years longer.
 
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