Illinois +5.5 at Penn St (ov/un 40.5) Sat 3:30 ET, ABC/ESPN2

[Mac]

I hope he pings it off the upright, penn state tries to return it, fumbles it, zookered recover but don't score. But there's a flag and he misses the rekick

 

[Bucknut24]

anndd.....

Zookered!

 

[Mac]

Well my story was partly right

 

[Mike80]

It's absolutely fitting this horse abortion ends on a missed FG

 

[NightmaresDad]

Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory......again

The fighting Zookers!!

Man, if PSU isn't the luckiest team in history.

 

[Nicknam4]

Oh wow. That really sucks. A few inches to the left and we would be watching OT.

I really wanted to watch some OT too. :(

 

[Bucklion]

Between this horse abortion, the giraffe abortion in Lincoln, and Iowa being unable to beat a team that lost to one of the Dakotas...this has just been a banner day in the B1G. What are the divisions again? Losers and Limpdicks? Hopefully WE can make up for it.

 

[NFBuck]

 

[buckeyebri]

He's Ron Zook.....that's a wet paper bag.....well do I need to go further......

 

[Nicknam4]

Between this horse abortion, the giraffe abortion in Lincoln, and Iowa being unable to beat a team that lost to one of the Dakotas...this has just been a banner day in the B1G. What are the divisions again? Losers and Limpdicks? Hopefully WE can make up for it.

There's a football team in the Dakotas? Division 1-AA?

 

[Jake]

I hope he pings it off the upright, penn state tries to return it, fumbles it, zookered recover but don't score. But there's a flag and he misses the rekick

The ball is dead when it hits the post - it either goes through or not at that point - so that scenario is not possible.

 

[Jake]

There's a football team in the Dakotas? Division 1-AA?

North Dakota State is undefeated and first place in the Missouri Valley Conference (YSU's conference).

They beat Minny 37-24

 

[Jake]

Oh wow. That really sucks. A few inches to the left and we would be watching OT.

I really wanted to watch some OT too. :(

Those two could've played OT for hours.

 

[sparcboxbuck]

Fuck... I'm sorry... This one is on me. I fell asleep during the half and woke up after the fighting Zookers had scored a TD. When I woke up it all went the way of that fucking old fart and McGroin.

Again, all on me. Please go about your business... nothing to see here.

 

[Mac]

The ball is dead when it hits the post - it either goes through or not at that point - so that scenario is not possible.

Thanks for raining on my parade, but I was correct at least the first few words of my story