If you died and were reincarnated as an animal, what would you want to be?

[BuckeyeTillIDie]

An eagle, or something cool that can fly.

 

[NFBuck]

Scarlett Johannson's dog. I'd be horribly misbehaved.

 

[RugbyBuck]

Mongoose. Love to see them kick a cobra's ass.

Killer whale.

 

[AKAK]

Mongoose. Love to see them kick a cobra's ass.

Killer whale.

Hmmm... I thought for sure you'd say "Gerbil"

 

[Buck Nasty]

I would be a Bull over at Select Sires in Plain City. All you do is eat, sleep and get wacked off every day.

 

[BB73]

A chigger in Jessica Alba's crotch.

 

[cincibuck]

The donkey at the Blue Parrot in Tijuana.

PS, BB, chiggers aren't animals, but the location is hot.

 

[BB73]

The donkey at the Blue Parrot in Tijuana.

PS, BB, chiggers aren't animals, but the location is hot.

My son recently graduated with a degree in biology, and he tells me that insects are classified as animals.

Edit - I looked it up - they're in the phylum anthropoda, within the animal kingdom.

 

[sandgk]

My son recently graduated with a degree in biology, and he tells me that insects are classified as animals.

Edit - I looked it up - they're in the phylum anthropoda, within the animal kingdom.

True on Arthropoda, yet Chiggers are arachnids, not insects.

Gets out his grading sheet ....

And my animal comeback would be as a dolphin.

 

[BB73]

True on Arthropoda, yet Chiggers are arachnids, not insects.

Gets out his grading sheet ....

Arachnids are a class within the phylum Arthopoda. So they are arthropods and animals, but not insects.

edu/classification/Trombiculidae

Kingdom Animalia

Phylum Arthropoda

Class Arachnida

Order Acari

Family Trombiculidae

 

[gregorylee]

Definitely a Tiger, then I could run around and eat vegans.

 

[cincibuck]

My son recently graduated with a degree in biology, and he tells me that insects are classified as animals.

Edit - I looked it up - they're in the phylum anthropoda, within the animal kingdom.

Oh yeah, well phylem this (Holds the spot where BB wants to be the chigger were he Jessica Albumwhatsherfuckin'name and not Cincibuck.)

 

[Bestbuck36]

A squirrel in a Buckeye tree. Of course, I wouldn't eat any of them.

 

[cincibuck]

And my animal comeback would be as a dolphin.

You think flipper's gettin' laid? I think he ends up in little cans marked "Mostly Tuna."

 

[BB73]

Oh yeah, well phylem this (Holds the spot where BB wants to be the chigger were he Jessica Albumwhatsherfuckin'name and not Cincibuck.)

A crotch grab.

Have you been tapping your shoes in men's restroom stalls lately?