If you were able to control the cosmos, but you only had 1 chance to have a meteor land during a college football game, where would it be and who would be the opponent?
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buckeyeintn
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Ann Arbor, hosting Notre Dame, with Ped State having a bye week so all of their players, coaches, and administrators decided to go sight-seeing in Ann Arbor (is a whore) and decided to take in the game.
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Happy Valley hosting TSUN. No doubt in my mind. I hate UM and, by proxy, their dumbass fans, but it's a good, honest hatred. But what I feel for Ped State fans is a completely different kind of hatred. It's a loathing that I cannot even begin to articulate.
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Can't you just try?
Incidentally, a long long time ago, I remember people used to have that "what other [than Michigan] B1G fanbase is just THE WORST, Penn State or Wisky" and to the idiots that were saying Wisconsin, I want be very clear that @BuckeyeNation27 and I were quite adament even back then that they had no fucking idea what they were talking about.
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I'm hiring Ben Affleck and his roughnecks to split the meteor in half again with one hitting AnnArbor during a PSU game, while the other half hits Tuscaloosa during an A&M game. Football fixed!
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Zurp
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I want TTUN to quit the sport after Ohio State takes some more wins from them, so they can't "retire" as the "best" at anything. THEN they can get hit by a meteor.
If Bama gets hit, they will always be known as the best that college football ever had to offer. Kind of how people are remembered as better than they actually were once they're gone.
If Happy Valley gets hit, they'll blame it on the Big Ten. So that's what I vote. (Sorry BN27.)
As for an opponent, hm... can we put Clemson in there? Or maybe have Penn State play at Clemson.. either is good. And I'd make one of those teams hire Danny Hope and Bo Ryan. I don't know why they'd hire either of them.
If Bama gets hit, they will always be known as the best that college football ever had to offer. Kind of how people are remembered as better than they actually were once they're gone.
If Happy Valley gets hit, they'll blame it on the Big Ten. So that's what I vote. (Sorry BN27.)
As for an opponent, hm... can we put Clemson in there? Or maybe have Penn State play at Clemson.. either is good. And I'd make one of those teams hire Danny Hope and Bo Ryan. I don't know why they'd hire either of them.
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scUM is a proper rivalry, the best rivalry. We hate them because they're a worthy opponent.
The kind you slaughter and drink from their skulls. It's a battle for the best. Who will triumph. Steel sharpens steel kind of thing.
The feeling towards PSU is an inhumane disgust that they should not exist. There isn't a contest. They're just disgusting perversions that should be eradicated for the sake of the human race and common decency.
And for that reason, I choose to leave the School up north intact. Just not their football team.
While the entire environs of Slappy Valley and all their dark secrets shall not.
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Trevi
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I'm thinking of a four-team double header. Scum-ND in first game, Ped State-Bama or Clemson in the second game. Meteor strike about half way through the fourth quarter. All fans present. Teams for game 2 in the locker rooms. Any location will do, but Jerry World wouldn't be the worst location.
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I voted tsun in Happy valley.
tsun gets the meteor for the hate, the by product of the fireball cleansing an unholy cesspool is my nod to humanity
but mostly fuck tsun and go meteor
tsun gets the meteor for the hate, the by product of the fireball cleansing an unholy cesspool is my nod to humanity
but mostly fuck tsun and go meteor
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