If You Could Be Anything Else?

[Saw31]

This is not the dork you seek.
This is not the dork we seek. Move along.

It's a pirate life for me...

 

[scooter1369]

I'd like to be a shitty NFL quarterback with herpes running a dog fighting ring.

You mean someone was already hired for that gig?


Dammit... :(

Oddly enough, I want to be a History Teacher

 

[RugbyBuck]

I'd like to be a shitty NFL quarterback with herpes running a dog fighting ring.

You mean someone was already hired for that gig?


Dammit... :(

Oddly enough, I want to be a History Teacher

 

[daddyphatsacs]

Pecan Vendor who has an endless supply of illegal fireworks for sale.

 

[OregonBuckeye]

Professional Bikini Inspector.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

The seat of a woman's bicycle.


Or a leotard.

 

[FCollinsBuckeye]

Or a leotard.

So you weren't born between July 22 and August 23? If you were, you'd be living your dream, cause you definitely got the 'tard part covered.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

So you weren't born between July 22 and August 23? If you were, you'd be living your dream, cause you definitely got the 'tard part covered.

Window licker.

 

[Best Buckeye]

Every woman's come true sexual fantasy.
Roll me over in the cloverrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

 

[scooter1369]

Or a leotard.

Wish granted. Welcome the New York Ballet.

 

[FCollinsBuckeye]

Window licker.

Hey, the pay ain't great, but you can't beat the hours!

:p

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Wish granted. Welcome the New York Ballet.

Guys don't wear leotards. They were "unitards". BIG difference.

 

[ScriptOhio]

The seat of a woman's bicycle.

Like one of these seats?

 

[scooter1369]

Guys don't wear leotards. They were "unitards". BIG difference.

Hey look!! It fits!!

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Like one of these seats?

Precisely!

Hey look!! It fits!!

Eeeeew. I don't want to be his leotard.