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If you are not passing, get in the right lane!!!!!!!

Back to people walking for a minute. If you are a fat mayonaise eating slob, please don't just stand in the middle of the mall talking to your other fat ass friends. Move to the side. Us people, who don't look like a sack of marbles shoved into a balloon, would like to be able to get the fuck around....

...this also goes for the greasy fuckers standing in the midway at the fair once a year...yes, you irritate me too.
 
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I was on my motorcycle this morning on a one lane raod going around 46 in a 40 and some guy got on the shoulder of the road and passed me on my right. Then the same dumbass went thru the school zone going 40!!!

I dont have a cell phone either.
 
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I want a rep system... avoid the cars with red chicklets across the bumper. Too many, and the car won't start anymore. :biggrin:

75 MPH speed limits rock.

I'm a good dri... oh look a shiny object off to the left!

I think the rep system is already in place - in the form of those stupid-ass ribbon magnets.

I set my cruise control at 70-73ish on the freeway. That's about as fast as you can go in Ohio before the cops start to care.

IF I AM APPROACHING A CAR THAT IS GOING SLOWER THAN ME and I am in the left lane and it is in the right, I will stay in the left lane even if there is somebody riding my ass wanting me to move over. FUCK YOU.

THE WORST PEOPLE on the roads aren't the ones that don't get over at all, it's the ones that expect YOU to get over, and then take their dear sweet fucking time getting around you themselves, while you get stuck behind a semi, and a line forms behind them that ends up keeping you from passing the slow vehicles for a full two minutes. I don't move out of the left lane as often as I ideally should because fucking morons don't know how take care of their shit.

I also hate people who go excessively slow on entrance ramps. It's not my fault you bought a big fucking SUV that will flip over if it takes the ramp faster than 35mph. I don't feel like getting rear-ended on the freeway because I had to merge at 45mph.

I also hate it when people think that at a 4-way stop, the people who want to make right-hand turns have the right-of-way over people who arrived at the stop before them.
 
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I think the rep system is already in place - in the form of those stupid-ass ribbon magnets.

I set my cruise control at 70-73ish on the freeway. That's about as fast as you can go in Ohio before the cops start to care.

IF I AM APPROACHING A CAR THAT IS GOING SLOWER THAN ME and I am in the left lane and it is in the right, I will stay in the left lane even if there is somebody riding my ass wanting me to move over. FUCK YOU.

THE WORST PEOPLE on the roads aren't the ones that don't get over at all, it's the ones that expect YOU to get over, and then take their dear sweet fucking time getting around you themselves, while you get stuck behind a semi, and a line forms behind them that ends up keeping you from passing the slow vehicles for a full two minutes. I don't move out of the left lane as often as I ideally should because fucking morons don't know how take care of their shit.

I also hate people who go excessively slow on entrance ramps. It's not my fault you bought a big fucking SUV that will flip over if it takes the ramp faster than 35mph. I don't feel like getting rear-ended on the freeway because I had to merge at 45mph.

I also hate it when people think that at a 4-way stop, the people who want to make right-hand turns have the right-of-way over people who arrived at the stop before them.


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I like the lyrics from the ludacris song "Move Bitch"

Is say something to the fact I go about a 100 on the highway, if you do the speed limit get the fuck out of my way.

The thing that really drives me nuts is 75 drivers. Especially the trucks. I understand that they have to pass, but it seems like they will not get back over in the right lane unless there is 9 football fields worth of space.

Another thing I hate is when someone in the left lane is going about 60 and the person in the left is going 59. First at least drive the damn speed limit and get over when someone is coming around 80 in your rearview mirror, then they don't and the fact they can't hardly pass the person they come up on 3 more cars and then by the time it is all said and done with there is a line of 15 cars behind them and they have absolutely no idea.

Another thing, why do people drive so damn slow on rt. 33. It is the way I come to Columbus to the games and I set my cruise at around 71, unless there is someone that wants to drive and ride with them. It seems like I am a fucking nascar driver and they have their go-karts. I have never seen so many people drive the speed limit than on that road.
 
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I like the lyrics from the ludacris song "Move Bitch"

Is say something to the fact I go about a 100 on the highway, if you do the speed limit get the fuck out of my way.

The thing that really drives me nuts is 75 drivers. Especially the trucks. I understand that they have to pass, but it seems like they will not get back over in the right lane unless there is 9 football fields worth of space.

Another thing I hate is when someone in the left lane is going about 60 and the person in the left is going 59. First at least drive the damn speed limit and get over when someone is coming around 80 in your rearview mirror, then they don't and the fact they can't hardly pass the person they come up on 3 more cars and then by the time it is all said and done with there is a line of 15 cars behind them and they have absolutely no idea.

Another thing, why do people drive so damn slow on rt. 33. It is the way I come to Columbus to the games and I set my cruise at around 71, unless there is someone that wants to drive and ride with them. It seems like I am a fucking nascar driver and they have their go-karts. I have never seen so many people drive the speed limit than on that road.

Reminds me of 71 North after downtown. All the way to 270 you have to fight to go over 60 even in the left lane, let alone the other two lanes...I still can't figure out why people go so slow there...
 
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Jesus shit, it isn't that hard. If you are not passing a car, get in the right fucking lane!!!! Traffic would flow so much smoother if people used any common sense. It is basic driving and I for one am about to go postal!!!!!!!!!!!


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Damn you for starting this thread yesterday! for the past few work days, traffic on 77/76 going home has been pretty good, but no, last night i got stuck behind some teenager driving an A4 going the same speed as the people in the right lane, then when there would be a break in the right lane, she would speed up, this started near Summitt on 76 and continued all the way to Newton Falls exit on 76
 
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This is a major Ohio problem. It happens a bit in PA & NY, but when I was coming out for the spring game it was like the second I crossed the border the lanes switched and slow people moved to the left lane. wtf?

also, "jesus shit" will easily be the funniest thing I read all day :lol:

No doubt that's true about Ohio vs PA driving styles.

However, here's one style from PA that always drove me nuts.

On-ramp, Yield sign. Even with damned little traffic entering the freeway (70, or 80, or 376) the car ahead of me on the on-ramp would ALWAYS come to a complete stop.

I'd find myself yelling (yeah, like the clueless driver ahead could hear me) "It says Yield, Not Give Up!!"
 
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