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If you are not passing, get in the right lane!!!!!!!

This is a major Ohio problem. It happens a bit in PA & NY, but when I was coming out for the spring game it was like the second I crossed the border the lanes switched and slow people moved to the left lane. wtf?

Agreed. Ohio drivers are the worst. Michigan drivers fly down the road and for the most part they stay in the right lane unless they are passing.
 
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And while you are at it, get off the fucking cell phone.
I would estimate that greater than 50% of the people I saw on my trip yesterday were on the phone. Yes they weave, they slow down and they are a menace. Left lane bandits should be ticketed.

I was behind a guy years ago who had a bumper sticker that said something along the lines of get off the cell phone. I laughed because the dude was shaving with an electric razor while behind the wheel.
 
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They are ticketed in Jersey (of course not as often as they should). I have this theory that all drivers should be required to publish their cell phone # on the back of their car. That way, if you want to yell at them, then they can actually hear you do it. :biggrin:
I want a rep system... avoid the cars with red chicklets across the bumper. Too many, and the car won't start anymore. :biggrin:

75 MPH speed limits rock.

I'm a good dri... oh look a shiny object off to the left!
 
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They are ticketed in Jersey (of course not as often as they should). I have this theory that all drivers should be required to publish their cell phone # on the back of their car. :biggrin:

What if they don't own a cellphone like me? :biggrin:

You actually bring up a good point sushi. I was listening to the radio here in Quahog 2 weeks ago and this guy called in about another driver who cut him off in traffic and had a for sale sign with a phone # in the back window. This guy called it and asked something like, " Are you on 270 right now with a gray Ford for sale?" The guy says, "Why yes." The caller then says, "You just cut me off and I want you to know that I'm behind you and will be cutting you off in return." The Ford driver says, "Which one are you?" and the guy says, "Don't worry about it."

Thought that was a good idea.
 
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I would like to add:

If you aren't walking, get to the right on the escalator.

If you aren't walking fast, get to the right on stairs and sidewalks.

As a subway commuter, I get major walk-rage.

Especially when I visit tourist places or travel and get stuck by people that stand still and barely move.

When walking is your only mode of transportation, you get just as pissed at bad walkers.

To all fat people: move to the left or the right on the stairs. No need to block room enough for three or four of the rest of us by walking down the damn center. . .
 
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As far as walkers, I hate when someone gets of an escalator or walks through a door, and then stops. Walk to the side if you aren't sure where you are going god dammit

I would like to add:

If you aren't walking, get to the right on the escalator.

If you aren't walking fast, get to the right on stairs and sidewalks.

As a subway commuter, I get major walk-rage.

Especially when I visit tourist places or travel and get stuck by people that stand still and barely move.

When walking is your only mode of transportation, you get just as pissed at bad walkers.

To all fat people: move to the left or the right on the stairs. No need to block room enough for three or four of the rest of us by walking down the damn center. . .
 
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OSUsushichic said:
They are ticketed in Jersey (of course not as often as they should). I have this theory that all drivers should be required to publish their cell phone # on the back of their car. That way, if you want to yell at them, then they can actually hear you do it. :biggrin:
That's much more practical than my idea of one of those scrolling marque signs on the back of your car that can spell out whatever you want. give a nice big 'get the fuck off the road' as you drive by :biggrin:
 
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I would like to add:

If you aren't walking, get to the right on the escalator.

If you aren't walking fast, get to the right on stairs and sidewalks.

As a subway commuter, I get major walk-rage.

I'll second that one. My biggest pet peeve on the subway is people rushing into the train before you have a chance to exit. I just want to bowl those people over.
 
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A comedian (can't remember his name) used to have a joke about your cell phone number being your license plate number.... that way you can call the dumbass in front of you and tell then to get the fuck out of the way!!!
 
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