If Throwing a Christmas tree is wrong......

[Jake]

PARRISH, Fla. (AP) -- Authorities say a west Florida man who lives with his parents has been arrested on a felony assault charge after he used a Christmas tree as a weapon to attack his father.

According to the Manatee County sheriff's report a 37-year-old man was arrested last week after he threw a 3-foot Christmas tree at his father. The tree missed, but the man then tried to use the steel base from the tree to strike his father.

 

[Mike80]

You sound like someone who hasn't taken their LSD today.

You probably shouldn't bring up Taos when he hasn't posted in the thread yet :moo:

 

[FCollinsBuckeye]

Kind of like naming your kid "Jeeves." You've pretty much determined his occupation before he has a chance.

Are you implying that I've limited my daughter Bambi's, options?

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Are you implying that I've limited my daughter Bambi's, options?

Some would say you've created options.