If Throwing a Christmas tree is wrong......

[buckeyefool]

Man accused of tossing Christmas tree at his dad

PARRISH, Fla. (AP) -- Authorities say a west Florida man who lives with his parents has been arrested on a felony assault charge after he used a Christmas tree as a weapon to attack his father.

According to the Manatee County sheriff's report a 37-year-old man was arrested last week after he threw a 3-foot Christmas tree at his father. The tree missed, but the man then tried to use the steel base from the tree to strike his father.

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[iambrutus]

-i would love to assault my MIL with a christmas tree

 

[FCollinsBuckeye]

The dad is lucky they're not Jewish. I don't think you'd survive a menorah attack...

 

[OCBuckWife]

Tis the season to be homicidal, la la la, la la la laaa

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

this is where I live... all kinds of drunken rednecks around here. We had this story with his mug on my shows today....

WWSB ABC 7 Florida - Sarasota, Bradenton, Venice, North Port, Siesta Key Breaking News, Weather, Sports and Traffic on the Suncoast | Parrish Man Assaults Father with Christmas Tree

 

[Deety]

It's good they caught him before he started slinging New Year's babies around.

 

[Gatorubet]

If my dad was the reason I was named "Lackie", I'd hurt the fucker too...

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

It's a good thing I've never thrown a mostly decorated 6' Christmas tree (Not a real one) down the steps to the basement of an apartment I used to live at. That'd be pure craziness.

 

[Gatorubet]

It's a good thing I've never thrown a mostly decorated 6' Christmas tree (Not a real one) down the steps to the basement of an apartment I used to live at. That'd be pure craziness.

These Gods disapprove of your Christmas tree abuse.

 

[JCOSU86]

this is where I live... all kinds of drunken rednecks around here.

I'm sure the beaches, babes and 70 degree weather in January more than compensate.

 

[BuckeyeRyn]

It's a good thing I've never thrown a mostly decorated 6' Christmas tree (Not a real one) down the steps to the basement of an apartment I used to live at. That'd be pure craziness.

Um yeah.. also a good thing you didn't pick it up and swing it around by its' base, flinging/shattering breaking bulbs every where before throwing it down the steps... Good thing, hon!

 

[Gatorubet]

Um yeah.. also a good thing you didn't pick it up and swing it around by its' base, flinging/shattering breaking bulbs every where before throwing it down the steps... Good thing, hon!

He beats you.....doesn't he??

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

He beats you.....doesn't he??

At Chess...
At Tetris
At Doctor Mario
At Tennis
At ... well... this could go on for a while.

She's a better person though. I'll give her that.

 

[FCollinsBuckeye]

She's a better person though. I'll give her that.

And in other news, grass is green and the sky is blue.

:p

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

I'm sure the beaches, babes and 70 degree weather in January more than compensate.

I deal with it the best I can....