If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift idea for me

[elliemae]

Clark,Audrey will see the tree later,her eyes are frozen shut!:tongue2:

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

Clark: We're kicking off our fun old fashion family Christmas by heading out into the country in the old front-wheel drive sleigh to embrace the frosty majesty of the winter landscape and select that most important of Christmas symbols.

Audrey: We're not coming all the way out here just to get one of those stupid ties with Santa Clauses on it are we?

Clark: No, I have one of those at home.

 

[BB73]

Shitter's full!!

 

[OSUsushichic]

Clark, Audrey's frozen from the waist down.

 

[NFBuck]

Clark: 'Tis the season to be merry.
Mary: That's my name.
Clark: No shit.

 

[sandgk]

Clark, Audrey's frozen from the waist down.

[SIZE=-1]That's all part of the experience, honey[/SIZE]

 

[CookyPuss]

You couldn't hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant.

 

[Buckin' A]

Hey Clark, go in the living room and get my stogies.

 

[NFBuck]

Ellen: Oh Aunt Bethany, you shouldn't have done that.
Aunt Bethany: Oh dear, did I break wind?
Uncle Lewis: Jesus, did the room clear out, Bethany? Hell no, she means presents. You shouldn't have brought presents.

 

[ScarletBlood31]

Uncle Lewis: Hey Grizz, Bethany and I figured out the perfect gift for you.
Clark: Aw, you didn't have to get me anything.
Uncle Lewis: Dammit, Bethany, he guessed it.