I need some ideas....

[Mike80]

Step 1: Go to any Army surplus store (the one I think about is the one off of Broad St. in Pataskala).

Step 2: if possible (it's been a couple years) purchase 1 or 2 MREs.

Step 3: Open MRE container (it's a rubberized bag supposedly able to keep chemical agents out of your food) and remove all of the contents. If the M&Ms are in there, eat them.

Step 4: Shit in the bag.

Step 5: Conceal bag(s) filled with shit in discreet places (like under couches, beds, etc)


The beauty of this one is they won't smell it immediately. The last time [strike]I did it[/strike] this act was performed, it took nearly 3 days in 90 degree weather at Camp Atterbury, Indiana for the victim to notice this in the back of his HMMV.

 

[elliemae]

Make sure they are out drinking or whatever! Then call(from a payphone or restaurant phone of course) in their car as stolen!
Or remove the plates from the car.

 

[gemsweater]

Stick a taco in their glove compartments. Make sure that you hide it under some papers so when they open it up, it's not noticeable. It may take awhile to produce any results, but it's definitely worth it...trust me. I accidently did this to my friend one night. I drunkenly put a taco in the glove compartment and forgot about it and a couple of weeks later no one would ride in my friend's car. It took a week after it started to reek for him to figure out it was coming from the taco.

 

[BuckyBalls]

Arrange for an Alien spacecraft to mysteriously land on her car.

 

[bluechillj]

Get onto their computer and put this video playing on a loop:

YouTube - Mike Hart

Turn the volume up, then throw their keyboard and mouse in a dumpster. They'll likely be begging for mercy within 1-2 minutes.

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

burn their house down.

you win.

 

[gemsweater]

Did you ever do any of these Buckeyemac?

 

[ScriptOhio]

Step 1: Go to any Army surplus store (the one I think about is the one off of Broad St. in Pataskala).

Step 2: if possible (it's been a couple years) purchase 1 or 2 MREs.

Step 3: Open MRE container (it's a rubberized bag supposedly able to keep chemical agents out of your food) and remove all of the contents. If the M&Ms are in there, eat them.

Step 4: [Mark May] in the bag.

Step 5: Conceal bag(s) filled with [Mark May] in discreet places (like under couches, beds, etc)


The beauty of this one is they won't smell it immediately. The last time [strike]I did it[/strike] this act was performed, it took nearly 3 days in 90 degree weather at Camp Atterbury, Indiana for the victim to notice this in the back of his HMMV.

Some people are actually eating WWII MREs:

K-Rations meet Fear Factor: Online groups sample, review MREs from WWII to present day

The latest foodie trend come not from the kitchen, but from the battlefields dating back to World War II, as YouTubers collect, sample and review the packaged military meals known more for shelf life than flavor profile.

Known as K-Rations and Meals Ready to Eat (MREs), the military surplus dinners have become hot collector’s items, selling on eBay for anywhere from $5 to more than $100, depending on their vintage. The market includes enthusiasts who record themselves breaking open the dinners and eating them on video.

“Oh man, those smell awful,” Steve1989 said in a video he posted where he reviews a tin of unopened Canadian Army rations from World War II. “Ugh, they smell rancid,” he added as he opened up a foil wrapper containing a dozen 71-year-old biscuits.

“When you open that can it’s a feeling of wonder and curiosity. Rations even have their own unique smell.”
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Entire article: http://www.foxnews.com/leisure/2016...nline-groups-sample-review-mres-from-wwii-to/

 

[scarletmike]

Not sure why anyone would want to even touch WWII era food stock, let alone actually open them. Oh wait, enough people watch that crap that the ads that accompany them manage to net them a few hundred bucks.