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I just wanted to say Sorry

I miss this guy, he did the type of apologies that people make me do when I am drunk.

Friends "You're out of control, sit down dude"
Me "Ok, I'll go apologize to her"
Friends "No, just sit down"
(Friends to go get beer or something, I go back to the girl I pissed off)
Me "I just wanted to say I am sorry"
Girl (looking annoyed) "Whatever, just leave me alone"
Me "I am sorry you're such a stuck up bitch, and I am sorry your fat and pretty ugly too"
At that point the race is on between the Friends, Bouncers and her boyfriend.

Aaah, I miss my bar days.
 
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I miss this guy, he did the type of apologies that people make me do when I am drunk.

Friends "You're out of control, sit down dude"
Me "Ok, I'll go apologize to her"
Friends "No, just sit down"
(Friends to go get beer or something, I go back to the girl I pissed off)
Me "I just wanted to say I am sorry"
Girl (looking annoyed) "Whatever, just leave me alone"
Me "I am sorry you're such a stuck up bitch, and I am sorry your fat and pretty ugly too"
At that point the race is on between the Friends, Bouncers and her boyfriend.

Aaah, I miss my bar days.
Somehow, this is easy for me to picture :biggrin:
 
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