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I heard on the radio today...

Zurp

I have misplaced my pants.
I heard on the radio that yesterday's The Price is Right was a re-run from 2004. The Super-Awesome Grand Prize was a trip to New Orleans. I guess they should have watched the re-run before deciding to put it on the air, eh?
 
The Price is Wrong BITCH

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I got an even worse story. I was out at a bar last night and the band that was playing started into the Tragically Hip song New Orleans is sinking. Now it is a great song and was written over 10 years ago so it’s not an ill-spirited song but the band was stupid for not realizing it wasn't the best song choice at this time. The band only got a few seconds into the song before they were booed and stopped.<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p>
 
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Damn that chick has huge tits

I love how they're just standing there staring at them. It's like, you can see that Bob's thinking, "Holy CRAP!!! Those are some HUGE TITS!!! Thank you, God, for this gift today!" And the chick is thinking, "Yep - he's staring at my tits. There's not a whole lot I can do now. I'll probably have to stand here for a couple of minutes until he comes back. Sometimes I have to wait longer. Like, this one time, I was at a gas station and the clerk was staring at my tits and I was trying to pay for my gas and all I could think about was how expensive gas was. And the clerk wouldn't take my money because he was hypnotized by my tits. And I couldn't just leave, because I'd have to take my tits with me, so I just stood there waiting for him to come back. Meanwhile, about 20 guys are in line behind me and they're all entranced, too." The story would probably go on from there....
 
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