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Can we add stupid organizations to the title of this thread as well.....my wife and I have been going through all sorts of bizarre shit with 5/3 bank recently....

For the love of god, closing an account with them is unreal.....
 
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There used to be a guy that I knew that used to talk about an invention that he was working on, some kind of gadget that would eliminate the need for oil. Everybody knew that he was full of it except for one guy whom he talked into giving him a couple of grand to help him finish it. Of course he took it straight to the casino.
 
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DubCoffman62;1903937; said:
There used to be a guy that I knew that used to talk about an invention that he was working on, some kind of gadget that would eliminate the need for oil.
sounds like someone i knew. he devised a bladder system for tankers that would put an end to maritime oil spills. he had a bunch of harebrained ideas, though, so it was no surprise when his test of the bladder system was a complete failure.
 
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OSU_Buckguy;1903942; said:
sounds like someone i knew. he devised a bladder system for tankers that would put an end to maritime oil spills. he had a bunch of harebrained ideas, though, so it was no surprise when his test of the bladder system was a complete failure.
Now that sounds interesting sir.
 
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OSU_Buckguy;1903942; said:
sounds like someone i knew. he devised a bladder system for tankers that would put an end to maritime oil spills. he had a bunch of harebrained ideas, though, so it was no surprise when his test of the bladder system was a complete failure.
Bladder failures are messy, that's for sure.
 
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OSU_Buckguy;1903942; said:
sounds like someone i knew. he devised a bladder system for tankers that would put an end to maritime oil spills. he had a bunch of harebrained ideas, though, so it was no surprise when his test of the bladder system was a complete failure.

Thats funny, I knew a guy once who always pretended to be an architect even though he was unemployed. Sometimes he was an improter exporter and once a marine biologist!
 
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I've been watching the History Channel's "The Universe" and a couple episodes cover the possibility of life elsewhere. When anyone in the show mentions or even implies that we are likely the only "intelligent" beings in existence, I think of threads like this one and think, "No fucking way".
 
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MaxBuck;1903945; said:
Bladder failures are messy, that's for sure.
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Depends......no really. Depends!
 
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I hate stupid people that are arrogant about it.

However I may seem here, I am exceedingly polite, especially for where I live. Always all smiles, thank yous, open doors, no worries, etc., no matter what.

I finally snapped at a guy, as I was in a mood. I actually immediately called my dad after as I felt bad. Ha.

I was buying a prescription at CVS for my girl. There was only one line as the pick up counter was unoccupied. I was told by the pharmacist guy, who had been a dick in the past, to "go wait over there." Of course he did nothing and meant to go to the other line (which didn't exist). I told the guy that eventually helped me that a modicum of information and service from his co-worker might be the adult thing to portray and do.

The dick guy came up (I admit I looked like a scruffy hipster) and told me to "go back to working at Starbucks and let him do his job."

I snapped a bit and said, "Actually I am prosecutor of federal cases in these United States' Federal District Courts and you are about to scan my Vitamin Water in a fucking CVS, now do your little job and get over it."

I actually felt really bad. Oh well.
 
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