I hate getting old....

[Oh8ch]

Today I had to push the 'find handset' button on my base phone to locate my handset.

I needed to find the handset so I could call my cell phone and make it ring because I couldn't find it either.

At least when I got to my base unit I hadn't forgetten why I was there.

 

[osugrad21]

Today I had to push the 'find handset' button on my base phone to locate my handset.

I needed to find the handset so I could call my cell phone and make it ring because I couldn't find it either.

At least when I got to my base unit I hadn't forgetten why I was there.

Did you stretch prior to such grueling physical exercise?

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

"What a drag it is getting old...."

 

[Oh8ch]

Did you stretch prior to such grueling physical exercise?

What?

 

[brutusbabe]

I feel ya. I work out 3-5 times a week, but the other day I jumped on the tramp with my kids and now my quads are a wreck. stretching, ice and biofreeze are not helping very fast.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Old is when you throw your back out just trying to get up of the couch.

 

[tyrus]

Old is when you throw your back out just trying to get up of the couch.

Why in the hell would you want to get off the couch?

 

[Thump]

Why in the hell would you want to get off the couch?

Good question.

 

[Oh8ch]

the other day I jumped on the tramp with my kids and now my quads are a wreck

Any more if I jump on the tramp I can't walk for a week.

And if I call her that to her face you can make it two weeks.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Why in the hell would you want to get off the couch?

To take a piss, you diaper wearin' sloth.

 

[Thump]

To take a piss, you diaper wearin' sloth.

Did somebody say "diapers?"

 

[Jagdaddy]

Old is when you throw your back out just trying to get up of the couch.

That's old? I thought that was being a major league baseball player. BTW does anyone know why the hell MLB players seem more prone to these bizarre ways of getting injuries than other athletes?

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

That's old? I thought that was being a major league baseball player. BTW does anyone know why the hell MLB players seem more prone to these bizarre ways of getting injuries than other athletes?

Overpaid sissys?

 

[DEBuckeye]

I knew I was getting old when I pulled a muscle in my neck while drying my hair with a towel.

 

[coxew]

BTW does anyone know why the hell MLB players seem more prone to these bizarre ways of getting injuries than other athletes?

guaranteed contracts?