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Would-Be Car Burglar Locks Self in Trunk

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FRESNO, Calif. - [size=-1] A man attempting to burglarize a car over the weekend locked himself in the trunk and was swiftly arrested, police said. [/size]

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[size=-1] A security guard at an apartment complex in southeast Fresno followed a trail of blood to a banging noise coming from the trunk in the early morning hours Sunday. [/size]



[size=-1] Authorities responding to the scene expected to find a victim, but instead discovered the burglar. [/size]



[size=-1] "Genius, pure genius," said Fresno County Sheriff's Lt. Louis Hernandez. [/size]



[size=-1] Police said he cut himself on the door of another car he'd broken into, then trickled blood across the parking lot to the car he eventually locked himself inside. [/size]



[size=-1] The man initially told authorities he had been hit on the head and stuffed in the trunk, but police found items stolen from another vehicle inside the trunk with the suspect. [/size]



[size=-1] "He popped the trunk from the inside and crawled back there, ransacking every inch," Hernandez said. "But then he grabs the trunk to heave himself out and closes it on top of him. He's got to be the dumbest criminal of the day." [/size]



[size=-1] The man was taken to University Medical Center to be treated for cuts, then to the Fresno County Jail to be booked on two counts of theft. [/size]



[size=-1] Police did not identify the suspect. [/size]
 
IronBuckI said:
Um, Grad. Thumps wife has a *****.:wink2:
The plastic strap-on one that Thump likes doesn't count though :biggrin:

Thump said:
Trying to get your attention grad21 since I haven't seen you on here in a while.
PLayoffs for the last week...playing for the District Championship tomorrow.

Gotta beat em twice, but we are red-hot right now...won 6-1 last night. 3 hour busride to get there though...made for a LONG night.
 
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osugrad21 said:
Playoffs for the last week...playing for the District Championship tomorrow.

Gotta beat em twice, but we are red-hot right now...won 6-1 last night. 3 hour busride to get there though...made for a LONG night.
I was getting ready to ask you if it was baseball. Didn't you say you guys were like 9-9 going into the playoffs?

You guys must have caught fire. Good luck in your game bro!
 
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Thump said:
Didn't you say you guys were like 9-9 going into the playoffs?

Yup and our defense was killing us and the pitching staff...young team this year and young players tend to drag that chin instead of having a short memory.

Suddenly a light clicked on...

We have a very tough task tomorrow though, but we will go in with guns blazing.
 
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osugrad21 said:
Yup and our defense was killing us and the pitching staff...young team this year and young players tend to drag that chin instead of having a short memory.

Suddenly a light clicked on...

We have a very tough task tomorrow though, but we will go in with guns blazing.
Let's hope he wasn't continuing the theme of talking about baseball and sex in the same post. Otherwise that's one huge group of weirdos that will come up with a W simply by frightening their dildophobic opponents away.
 
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BuckeyeFROMscUM said:
Let's hope he wasn't continuing the theme of talking about baseball and sex in the same post. Otherwise that's one huge group of weirdos that will come up with a W simply by frightening their dildophobic opponents away.
Just remember to breathe through your eyelids.
 
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