I found some funny stuff

[CCI]

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[BB73]

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forget-me-not panties will help protect the women in your life!


Right - this will be the favorite gift item for stalkers to give.
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[ScarletBlood31]

we have brought this revolutionary technology, previously only available to the military, to you!

 

[AJHawkfan]

That's all well and good, if your wife, girlfriend or daughter is going elsewhere for sex. What happens if she's at home with the pool boy?