I am in pain - life lesson

[LoKyBuckeye]

Funny stuff kinch... hope you're ok.

I only laugh because I know I've done some stupid things like that too and could see myself doing that.

 

[gregorylee]

Dude, you better start rubbing your eyes really hard. That'll help....

 

[ohiobuck94]

I have a warning:
Never use turpintine or paint thinner to get rid of the crabs.

 

[Crump's brother]

One day I went to a chicken wing place with a buddy of mine. He looked over at a poster on the wall saying that if you ate 10 nuclear wings you get a free Tshirt. So he starts talking shit with the zitface making the wings about how easy it would be, when I notice Mr. Mininum wage going to town with the seasoning. He was really rubbing that stuff in.

The cutie at the counter advised him to remove the meat from the wings and just shove it all down. Otherwise, it just wasn't possible to finish. Scottie(my buddy) made it through about 1/2 the plate of chicken, when he got up to take a piss. I thought nothing of it until I heard him scream like a little girl. Poor bastard just got a habanero rub all over his cock.

Kinch, consider yourself lucky. You got off easy.

 

[kinch]

Thank you Crump (or rather his bro). Now I feel better. :)

All will be glad to know that I am now feeling fine and recovering well.

Unfortunately, I am the king of such things. (Another would be the time I had purple hair and tried to dye my beard purple too (long ago), and ended up not having it work, shaved, and was left with purple-colored skin on my face for three days. . .)

Or when I sucked the inside of a cup, sticking it to my face, so hard that I gave myself a perfect circular hickey/bruise around my mouth/chin. . .

I have to stop. nevermind. bye. . .

 

[exhawg]

Last week I was eating a piece of pizza with the hot pepper sprinkles on top. I made the mistake of inhaling at the same time I got the pizza to my mouth. I sucked a bunch of the peppers into my lungs. Man that hurt.

 

[DEBuckeye]

This thread reminds me of the old Saturday Night Live skit with Billy Crystal- "Have you ever jammed an ice pick really far up your nose? Yeah, I hate when that happens"

I've done this chili powder thing as well- working in a restaurant, with chili powder on my hands, I went to take a leak. I thought I washed all the powder off first, but I apparently missed some. Man, that's uncomfortable.
"I hate when that happens"

 

[Brutus1]

I really hate it when I iron clothes naked. It's so damn hard to scrape the melted scrotum off the bottom of the iron!