a few years back my wife and i were in Orlando, at downtown disney and we saw a group of 5-6 White Wanna Be Gangsta's, non of them was more than 5'5" and no more than 130lbs, (basically the skinny white "hoods" that are always made fun of in movies). Seeing them caused me to laugh histarically, which they were upset by. One of the kids walked up to me and said:
"Yo cracka whatchew laughin' about foo"
i just started laughing even more and said something along the lines of "your skinny wanna be hard gangsta ass. so then his boys came over and tried acting all hard, one dude looked at my and said
"keep laughin and i'll smack up your ho"
my wife turns to him and laughs, then slapped him in the mouth, i damn near pissed myself laughing, it was great, the kids mouth started to bleed, he just looked as us and said "thats it, i'm gonna kill you fools, just wait until you leave"--ok there are only 10-15K people at downtown disney everyday and this kid was going to wait outside for us to leave....!!!! they just walked away and to this day my wife and i just laugh when we think about it.
"Yo cracka whatchew laughin' about foo"
i just started laughing even more and said something along the lines of "your skinny wanna be hard gangsta ass. so then his boys came over and tried acting all hard, one dude looked at my and said
"keep laughin and i'll smack up your ho"
my wife turns to him and laughs, then slapped him in the mouth, i damn near pissed myself laughing, it was great, the kids mouth started to bleed, he just looked as us and said "thats it, i'm gonna kill you fools, just wait until you leave"--ok there are only 10-15K people at downtown disney everyday and this kid was going to wait outside for us to leave....!!!! they just walked away and to this day my wife and i just laugh when we think about it.
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