Husband rips wife's eyes out after she refuses sex

[StooGrimson]

What a bitch...

 

[MililaniBuckeye]

I bet she didn't see that coming.

Someone beat you to it: post #2 in this thread

 

[scooter1369]

Insert "skull fucking" joke here

 

[IronBuckI]

Insert "skull fucking" joke here

Mr. Grocer: After we do your job, we're gonna do another job.
Marty: Tell me about it.
Mr. Grocer: Like I'm gonna put a bullet hole in your fuckin' forehead, and I'm gonna fuck the brain hole!
Marty: Nice talk Sugar Mouth.

 

[iambrutus]

What a bitch...

i concur. i kinda feel bad for the dude.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Authorities turn a blind eye to another violent crime. :dead:

 

[FCollinsBuckeye]

I wonder what the husband will get cited for? I hope they really sock it to him.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

I wonder what the husband will get cited for? I hope they really sock it to him.

Eye for an eye?

 

[stxbuck]

Hope he gets tried under Sharia.....b/c Western justice is blind....

 

[gregorylee]

Lets be sirius,<company line> because of one pecker he now has to

sort his own socks (running shoes)

Cook his own meals (running shoes)

Clean his own house (running shoes)

Grocery shop (running shoes)

Pack his own lunch (running shoes)

Make the bed (running shoes)

Take all the family photos (running shoes)

Do the dishes (running shoes)

Mow the grass (running shoes)

Plant the flowers (running shoes)

Oh, did I forget buying shoes (running shoes)