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Husband gets revenge on ebay

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LoKyBuckeye

LoKyBuckeye

I give up. This board is too hard to understand.
Whore Box :lol:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1469&item=5578003266#ebayphotohosting
WELL HERES THE DEAL,I WORK OFF SHORE IN THE GULF OF MEXICO,AND IM GONE ANYWHERE FROM DAYS TO WEEKS AT A TIME,IM A LOVING FATHER AND A GREAT HUSBAND(SO I THOUGHT!)I CAME IN EARLY FRIDAY NIGHT TO FIND MY BELOVING WIFE GETTING PORKED BY SOME GUY WITH MY 1 YEAR OLD SON SLEEPING ON THE FLOOR IN THE SAME ROOM!EVERY GIFT OR ANYTHING THAT I BOUGHT OF ANY VALUE TO HER IS IN THIS BOX,AND IS MY GIFT TO YOU FOR BIDDING ON THE CARDBOARD BOX. THE ONLY THING UP FOR AUCTION IS A PLAIN BROWN BOX!THE 30 LBS OF EXPENSIVE GIFTS, JEWELS,CAMERAS,CD'S,DVD'S' ECT.EVERYTHING WORTH ANYTHING TO MISS INFIDELITY ARE GIFTS FROM ME TO YOU!I WOULD SAY HOW MUCH IT'S ALL WORTH BUT YOU WOULD NEVER BELIEVE ME! I JUST DON'T GIVE A S@$T ANYMORE!

CONTENTS IN BOX IS NOTHING ALCOHOLIC OR EDIBLE, NOTHING ILLEGAL, DOES NOT CONTAIN ANYTHING NON COMPLIANT WITH E-BAY POLICIES ,NOTHING PORNO GRAPHIC OR DISTASTEFUL. (DEPENDING ON HOW GOOD THIS AUCTION TURNS OUT I MIGHT HAVE A FEW HOME MOVIES TO PUT ON EBAY OF MY LOVING ATTENTION NEEDING EX!) SHE WANTS ATTENTION I'LL GET HER SOME!!
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Actually, he probably could've killed them and gotten away with it, if he had done it as soon as he walked in on them. Free pass, thanks to the American legal system. Take your best shot, but don't leave the room and then come back and take it.
 
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RugbyBuck said:
Actually, he probably could've killed them and gotten away with it, if he had done it as soon as he walked in on them. Free pass, thanks to the American legal system. Take your best shot, but don't leave the room and then come back and take it.
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Nah I would rather let her live in misery knowing that she's a dirty whore and telling the whole world about it is good enough revenge.
 
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When I saw the offshore comment I knew this had to be LA or TX.

If it wasn't for the kid, I imagine this dude probably would have made them both gator bait. Must not be a full blooded cajun, they will cut your nuts off for messing with their dog.

This is a frequent occurence down here.
 
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RugbyBuck said:
Actually, he probably could've killed them and gotten away with it, if he had done it as soon as he walked in on them. Free pass, thanks to the American legal system. Take your best shot, but don't leave the room and then come back and take it.
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With Johnny Cochran as your lawyer (and his infamous Chewbacca defense) you could probably leave the room for a while. Maybe even years, and come back with your best shot, worst shot, whatever.
 
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Zurp said:
With Johnny Cochran as your lawyer (and his infamous Chewbacca defense) you could probably leave the room for a while. Maybe even years, and come back with your best shot, worst shot, whatever.
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Oh no not the chewbacca defense...

"So I bet your wondering what chewbacca has to do with this. Well nothing thats the problem it don't make sense and if it don't make sense you must aquit" (or something along those lines)
 
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"Ladies and gentlemen of the supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider: (pulling down a diagram of Chewie) this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookie from the planet Kashyyyk, but Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now, think about that. That does not make sense! (jury looks shocked)


Why would a Wookie -- an eight foot tall Wookie -- want to live on Endor with a bunch of two foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense!

But more importantly, you have to ask yourself: what does that have to do with this case? (calmly) Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense!

Look at me, I'm a lawyer defending a mass murdering fuckhead, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca. Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense. None of this makes sense.

And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberating and conjugating the Emancipation Proclamation... does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense.

If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests."
 
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