How to spot a rich guy

[The KSB]

Those who are, or have been, in the military see this a lot...there are more fat wives married to military guys per capita than any other sector of society.

That is so true. In my four years in the Army I saw more fat ass wives than any time in my life. Fat girls are big in the military. My buddies and I used to go down to Murtle beach on long weekends and have fat girl contests. We would set up a time to meet up back at our hotel room, the guy with the biggest lardass in tow won. The prize for the winner was that he didn't have to pork his beast. I would try my hardest to find the fattest chick I could. I went to the buffets, dunkin doughnuts, dairy queen, everywhere I could think of but I never won. There was this guy from Oklahoma who just had a knack for finding the big girls. He was a total sicko, even though he didn't have to he'd still pork his fatty. He said it was just common curtasy. Man I loved the Army.