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How to find a roommate?

Buckeyeskickbuttocks said:
If you're gonna put out an add, use exacting words:

NEEDED: Roomate. Must be hot chick who is in to constant sex, without any strings. I'm not kidding, I just wanna ball. Prefer Playboy model type, but will consider "Juggs" or "Swank" calibur gals. I don't want to pay rent, or cook, or clean. Be prepared to pick up my slack.



.....and a Red Head.

:osu:
 
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OSUsushichic said:
We've signed the divorce papers, and you still wanna shack up? Move on -- I have. :biggrin:
Why the hatred? I'm willing to work it out for the kids. Our son is easily a blue chip D1 prospect, and he'll only go to tOSU if we stay together. He's faster than Teddy Ginn!!!

DASH%20Trading%20Card.jpg



If you won't do it for me, do it for the Buckeyes!
You had me at hello... you had me at hello.

Disclaimer: This is still only a joke
 
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Mr. Incredible said:
Why the hatred? I'm willing to work it out for the kids. Our son is easily a blue chip D1 prospect, and he'll only go to tOSU if we stay together. He's faster than Teddy Ginn!!!

DASH%20Trading%20Card.jpg



If you won't do it for me, do it for the Buckeyes!
You had me at hello... you had me at hello.

Disclaimer: This is still only a joke


Well, since there's so much in it for ME, I'll think about it. :lol:
 
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