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Beenthere77
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Much to rapidly approaching the big five o.
Two most significant Bdays, so far, where 25 and 40.
At 25, realized being fat, drunken and stupid was no way to go through life,
so I lost some weight.
At forty, suddenly I was one of those old guys who I always called Sir.:(
Two most significant Bdays, so far, where 25 and 40.
At 25, realized being fat, drunken and stupid was no way to go through life,
so I lost some weight.
At forty, suddenly I was one of those old guys who I always called Sir.:(
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Have you been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, "surely I can't look that old?"
I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his DDS diploma, which bore his full name.<o:p></o:p>
Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 40-odd years ago. Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on, way back then??
Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought. This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate. Hmmm,...or could he???
After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Central High School.
"Yes. Yes, I did." he gleamed with pride.
"When did you graduate?" I asked.
He answered, "in 1971. Why do you ask?"
"You were in my class!" I exclaimed.
He looked at me closely.
Then, that ugly, old, wrinkled son-of-a-bitch asked, "what did you teach?"
I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his DDS diploma, which bore his full name.<o:p></o:p>
Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 40-odd years ago. Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on, way back then??
Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought. This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate. Hmmm,...or could he???
After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Central High School.
"Yes. Yes, I did." he gleamed with pride.
"When did you graduate?" I asked.
He answered, "in 1971. Why do you ask?"
"You were in my class!" I exclaimed.
He looked at me closely.
Then, that ugly, old, wrinkled son-of-a-bitch asked, "what did you teach?"
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