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There's a French man, a British man, and an American are captured by wild savages. The savages tell them that they are going to kill them and make them into boats, and they have to kill themselves and choose how they die.

The French man decided to die by sword he stabbed himself and said "Long live France!", and stabbed himself
The British man chose the pistol and said "Long live Britain and shot himself.
The American chose a fork. The savages asked if he was sure about that, and he said yes.
The American started stabbing himself all over with his fork saying "Fuck your boat! Fuck your boat!"
 
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Taosman;1295818; said:
There's a French man, a British man, and an American are captured by wild savages. The savages tell them that they are going to kill them and make them into boats, and they have to kill themselves and choose how they die.

The French man decided to die by sword he stabbed himself and said "Long live France!", and stabbed himself
The British man chose the pistol and said "Long live Britain and shot himself.
The American chose a fork. The savages asked if he was sure about that, and he said yes.
The American started stabbing himself all over with his fork saying "Fuck your boat! Fuck your boat!"
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Either you can't manage to cut and paste right because you are to high or you can't type right because you are too high. :wink2:
 
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