How do i get around a "big fat friend"?

[biggsj6030]

I got a problem. A big one. I was hitting it off with this girl, but then came along the problem. It is not the girl i have a problem with, it is her friend. This friend of hers is giving me problems and talking bad about me. Now, im a "good guy" and dont want to cause any problems but i want this crap to stop. I know i cant give her any shit cuz then i have no chance with her friend. What should i do? And is a girl worth this much trouble? Any good advice would be helpful.

 

[BoxCar_Willie]

If she really likes you it won't matter what the friend says.

Nobody respects the fat girls opinion

 

[BuckNutty]

 

[BuckWrestler141]

You just have to beat her at her own game.
Subtle innocent jabs towards her friend and her lack of judgement while coming off as a nice guy is the way to go.
The easiest way to do this is find out who she is dating or crushing on and figure out his flaws so that it appears she shouldn't be giving anyone relationship advice. Acting concerned and saying you worry about her ability to pick men worries you and such without ever bringing your own name into the conversation..

 

[gregorylee]

I'm with Nutty, hand over a dozen doughnuts, and while she is distracted.... Kick her in the crotch.

You should be able to score with the other chick while she is recovering.

 

[BuckeyeRyn]

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Talk to the girl you want about it. Say, Look, I know I don't know your friend all that well, and you do, but I gotta say, it bothers me that she says X, Y and Z about me. I hope you know I'm not like that. bla bla bla

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

On the other hand, Ryn's a chick, I'd take her advice

 

[BuckeyeRyn]

Talk to the girl you want about it. Say, Look, I know I don't know your friend all that well, and you do, but I gotta say, it bothers me that she says X, Y and Z about me. I hope you know I'm not like that. bla bla bla

BKB, I think you just had a "girlie" moment, don't do that again, it's scary!

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

From time to time, I give what I'd consider "Actual" advice

 

[BuckBackHome]

A friend of mine from high school and college met this guy at a party and they really hit it off. Well, the next day some mutual friends were telling all these stories about what she did with him that night. He came to pick her up for their first real date and she confronted him. They talked it through, he assured her he had not even talked to anyone about the first night they met (nothing happened) and they went out. Well, they now have two great kids and have been married a decade.

Like any relationship, no matter what stage you are in, communication is the key.

 

[The KSB]

Sounds to me like you need a good wingman to pork the fatty. That should do the trick.

 

[scooter1369]

Sounds to me like you need a good wingman to pork the fatty. That should do the trick.

Paging SIMV!!! SIMV, PLease report to biggs, ASAP!!!

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

 

[Buckin' A]

Get fat girls attention, then throw a pork chop in front of a moving cement truck. Problem solved.