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How about a Party in Orange County? (OSU/USC)

OCBucksFan

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Well, with the tOSU/USC game coming, I realize a lot of you douchebags will be in my area, and hopefully, you will bring some hot coeds with you for me to be uncomfortable around.

Beyond that, I had a thought, we have a house, it's pretty small, but we live at the end of an alley, have a nice BBQ and a big keg of beer, and well, hell, for what it's worth we thought it would be cool to have you drink our beer, maybe eat our food and suffer the humiliation we dish out in person. To be honest, it's really not fair that we mock you online without being able to do it in person.

The Problem is, LA is about 60 miles from where we live, so we may get to mock you at the game, but you would have to come to us to suffer our mocking and drink our beer. Not to mention, odds are I would have 5-10 gallons of homebrew you could ridicule when you got home.

So, here's my question: When tOSU/USC happens, who might be interested in coming here and hanging with us, I'll pull out the grill, there's always beer on tap, I have a garage with a nice music selection and there's always sports on the tube.

1) Would you be interested? We would need an RSVP, but also, we would need a date, I have heard people are staying a few days after the game, a week, and even more, I would like to find a time that's ideal. If it's the following Sunday, that could work, but I would need to know to make sure we have plenty of refreshments on hand as well as the games in TV.

2) Does anyone who would come have some screwed up alergy that would make them die in my house. I have 2 cats, 2 rabbits and on my grill I think all of Noahs ark have been cooked. So it's a pretty simple question.

3) Would you bring kids? Look, I drink, I get buzzed and then it just goes downhill from there, if you have kids and bring them, I am totally respectable, I have never done anything that would warrant the pedobear seal of aproval, however, I would like to know because then I could drag the extra tv and the Wii into the guest room to keep the children entertained.

4) Best question of all, would anyone even show up? Having grown up in Greenville, I know that 60 miles isn't too much in theory, but in the socal trafic it can be a nightmare, so if you are interested, let's talk dates and we'll have a BP party here and you guys can drink my beer, eat my food and give me a reason to bitch on here for at least another 2 years.

We'll talk details as soon as the group comes up with a date that's good, if there's a date that's good.
 
OCBucksFan;1226504; said:
Well, with the tOSU/USC game coming, I realize a lot of you douchebags will be in my area, and hopefully, you will bring some hot coeds with you for me to be uncomfortable around.

Gotta say, this opening sentence made me lol.

I have nothing to add. If there were the school thing and travel/money thing I'd consider drinking your beer and bringing my co-ed friend(s) for your to be uncomfortable around.

I might re-consider if you and OCBW make those alcohol bubble things.....
 
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I could probably make it if's before gameday. And I can stay off the lawn.

I can stand on the patio/porch/deck and pee on the lawn from there.
 
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3074326;1226510; said:
Gotta say, this opening sentence made me lol.

I have nothing to add. If there were the school thing and travel/money thing I'd consider drinking your beer and bringing my co-ed friend(s) for your to be uncomfortable around.

I might re-consider if you and OCBW make those alcohol bubble things.....


"Alcohol bubble things" gave me a mental image of my hubby on his back, passed out, making spit bubbles, and I wondered why you wanted me to do that. Then I remembered you meant the alginate caviar. :wink2:


Regarding the main topic, I would love to hostess a get together for a bunch of BP members. Once a date is set, please let me know if anyone is a vegematarian or has a food allergy. There is a fantastic alcohol supermarket right near by so special requests for refreshments can be fulfilled pretty easily.

I keep OTC allergy meds in stock for people who may be allergic. We have one cat inside, one out but the rabbits cover the garage in fur and we can never quite get rid of it all. :wink2:

If we can't get a single "party day" set up, I would also like to extend the invitation for single day visits, just let us know. We won't take anyone to Disneyland but we can show you the beach or take a drive down the coast or something equally lame and touristy and full of our mocking.
 
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OCBuckWife;1226704; said:
"Alcohol bubble things" gave me a mental image of my hubby on his back, passed out, making spit bubbles, and I wondered why you wanted me to do that. Then I remembered you meant the alginate caviar. :wink2:

I assume that the first image you had in mind will be there for sure. :tongue2:
 
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