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What is also funny is the workers at Gyms who think they are the shiznit. Where I work out there is this one dude who works there who is constantly walking around talking to any decent looking lady working out. There is nothing wrong with that, but this guy is a huge dork and he thinks he is the shit. Half the time you can see the look on the girls faces that are kind of like "okay dude, you can leave now", in a polite manner. He's decked out with the flat top (picture the haircut that any jock from a farmer school wears) hairdo. This guy wears arm bands (ala Carson Daly) and rolls up his sleeves to make his guns look bigger. Then he kind of struts around the gym doing absolutely nothing, but glancing at himself in the mirror every few minutes. Some times he'll carry around a gallon jug of water.

osugrad21 said:
DPS, you always have the keen observations....
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RightOn! I'd bet that he thinks he is a Big and Sexy, Tall Warrior me keen senses give me the ability to catch onto those kinds of things.
 
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Alan said:
had two hilarious dudes in the gym this morning.....

1-looked like an older freddy mercury....complete with mustache....he had on a crop top and hose 80's style short shorts and leggings......

2-the second guy looked to be in his late 20's and he had on his frat t-shirt with the greek letters.....i had to laugh...
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Maybe he really was Greek. He left home at a young age because he didn't like the way his Dad was rearing them. Tough choice, though, since he hated to leave his brother's behind.

Rim Shot!
 
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dps.....tank tops, rolled up sleeves our cutting off the sleeves is like writing dork across your forehead....i dont care how good of shape you are in....

those are usually the same guys that give you a dirty look when you walk between them and the mirror....

is this the guy you saw at the gym today?
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Alan said:
dps.....tank tops, rolled up sleeves our cutting off the sleeves is like writing dork across your forehead....i dont care how good of shape you are in....

those are usually the same guys that give you a dirty look when you walk between them and the mirror....

is this the guy you saw at the gym today?
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Actually its pretty close. He has to wear the collared shirt that has the name of his company on it, but then he kind of cuffs his sleeves to tighten up around his biceps.
 
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I have a question:

Have any of you ever met a gay guy who would wear any of the aforementioned items (wife-beaters, arm bands) or do any of the aforementioned acts (use a handsfree cell phone, carry dumbells on the treadmill)? No offense, but this is the kind of shit that straight guys do. Now if you want to say they look like a tool, a jackass, a dickweed, an assbag, a dumb fuck, a douchebag, or a dunderhead, then I won't disagree with you, but let's face it, gay guys have a little more style than to do the shit you have mentioned.
 
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Bucky Katt said:
I have a question:

Have any of you ever met a gay guy who would wear any of the aforementioned items (wife-beaters, arm bands) or do any of the aforementioned acts (use a handsfree cell phone, carry dumbells on the treadmill)? No offense, but this is the kind of shit that straight guys do. Now if you want to say they look like a tool, a jackass, a dickweed, an assbag, a dumb fuck, a douchebag, or a dunderhead, then I won't disagree with you, but let's face it, gay guys have a little more style than to do the shit you have mentioned.
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anybody?
 
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Bucky Katt said:
I have a question:

Have any of you ever met a gay guy who would wear any of the aforementioned items (wife-beaters, arm bands) or do any of the aforementioned acts (use a handsfree cell phone, carry dumbells on the treadmill)? No offense, but this is the kind of shit that straight guys do. Now if you want to say they look like a tool, a jackass, a dickweed, an assbag, a dumb fuck, a douchebag, or a dunderhead, then I won't disagree with you, but let's face it, gay guys have a little more style than to do the shit you have mentioned.
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Damn, I think we struck a nerve here.....Sorry Katt........we'll be a little more sensitive when speaking about your boyfriend next time. :wink2:

RugbyBuck said:
Sperm Whales.
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:slappy:
 
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