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Home Alone - My Edition

OH MY GOD!!! I guess I fell asleep for a while. Not only did they shave the dog, but they shaved my eyebrows completely off!!! To top it off, they superglued the dog's hair to where my eyebrows were and I now have a mustache. The worst part is the dog is a cocker-doodle and is pink!!! Yep, I now have pink eyebrows and mustache.

Their Mom should have been home by now. Her plane arrived at the airport four hours ago. Why is she not rushing home to her angels??? WHY!!!!!

HELP ME!!! :2004: :2004: :2004:
 
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OH MY GOD!!! I guess I fell asleep for a while. Not only did they shave the dog, but they shaved my eyebrows completely off!!! To top it off, they superglued the dog's hair to where my eyebrows were and I now have a mustache. The worst part is the dog is a cocker-doodle and is pink!!! Yep, I now have pink eyebrows and mustache.

Their Mom should have been home by now. Her plane arrived at the airport four hours ago. Why is she not rushing home to her angels??? WHY!!!!!

HELP ME!!! :2004: :2004: :2004:
:slappy: Hang in there!
 
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Well, we all survived the weekend. The boys were actually very good. They usually are, they just have lots of energy. They were really wound up Sunday morning and I think it was because they knew their Mom was coming home then.

I, however, ended up in trouble. You teach a couple of little boys how to shoot Red-Whip straight from the can into your mouth and it is like you taught them the seven words you cannot say on TV. :biggrin:
 
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I, however, ended up in trouble. You teach a couple of little boys how to shoot Red-Whip straight from the can into your mouth and it is like you taught them the seven words you cannot say on TV. :biggrin:

:lol:

I do that with my kids... my wife actually thinks it's funny :lol:

good to hear you survived the weekend... no go hit a strip club.... you've earned it :)
 
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