Home Alone - My Edition

[BuckBackHome]

Well, the boys and dear old Dad are on our own this weekend. The wife is out of town visiting her family. It will be the first time we have been home alone for an entire weekend.

Don't worry though, I have lots of duct tape and a large elephant gun with tranquilizer darts for the boys if they get too out of control.

Also, if you see something on the national news about two small children holding an adult male hostage in Michigan, please send help!

:osu:

PS Lots of sugar is good for little kids, right?

 

[scarletandgrey]

:osu:

PS Lots of sugar is good for little kids, right?

Definately and extra syrup on thier pancakes is always a good thing.....

 

[OSUsushichic]

We used to love it when it was just dad. He would take us to the grocery and buy us all the junk food we wanted.

May the force be with you, BinM!

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

PS Lots of sugar is good for little kids, right?

pixie sticks.... lots of pixie sticks

 

[NJ-Buckeye]

you are soooooo naive...

by Sunday night... you will be completely duct taped to a chair... and both boys will have ice cream and syrup everywhere... won't be a lamp standing in the entire place... you'll be treated like a pinata until Mrs BinMich gets home to rescue your sorry ass .. even the dog will probably pee on you...

I hope Mrs BinMich takes pictures

 

[Golferdow01]

pixie sticks.... lots of pixie sticks

I second that

 

[Taosman]

Stereo full blast. Pint of Ben and Gerry's. Sleep late.
Repeat as needed. [no smiley]

 

[BuckBackHome]

pixie sticks.... lots of pixie sticks

You laugh, but I have picked them up before from daycare and that has been their treat on the way out the door. Last time I asked the providers if they were trying to do me in. Fortunately, the boys don't eat them right and just end up clogging them so they get very little sugar.

 

[tedginn05]

pixie sticks.... lots of pixie sticks

A friend at my school took up a $5 bet from someone who said he wouldn't snort a line of pixie sugar. He got halfway, then started coughing really bad.

 

[crazybuckfan40]

A friend at my school took up a $5 bet from someone who said he wouldn't snort a line of pixie sugar. He got halfway, then started coughing really bad.

Back in high school my freshmen year, there was a kid that had some smarties and he would crush them up and snort them, just for fun.

As for BIM have fun and enjoy the weekend. I am sure you will have fun.

 

[Thump]

Just make sure you have two things, lots of porn and Big League Chew.

 

[NJ-Buckeye]

by Sunday night... you will be completely duct taped to a chair...

looks like my prediction was wrong... BinMich hasn't posted since last night at 9... the boys already hogtied him... he's done... they're lookin for the car keys right now .. they want donuts...

 

[iambrutus]

glass of OJ with sugar stirred in!

cake batter pancakes with chocolate syrup

and like thump said, lots of big league chew!

 

[buckeyebri]

BMan you can do it! Hang in there guy one night down. Now that Spongebob is over for the day, put in the DVD's of glorious OSU games to keep the boys in check....

 

[Deety]

He's aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive! So far...

Maybe we need a vbet.