Hey Thump

[Zurp]

Why do they call it "taking a dump" when you don't really take it anywhere?
Why do you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?
Why is it that the lights are always red longer when you're late?
Why is it that when something bad happens to someone, it's pretty funny, but when that same thing happens to me, it sucks?

 

[FCollinsBuckeye]

Drink Bud Dry.

 

[buckeyefool]

Why does my Tivo automatically delete movies after a week even though it's set to keep all recordings until the disk is full?

It's actually your wife that is deleting all the porn.